Timmy(or Tommy?):Alrighty,Miss Mayor...if you buy this spooky chair,I'll throw in a Curly the jock pig for just five more bells!
Mayor Foopella:Um,I dunno...I just don't like pigs..or ducks,rhinos,hippos,horses,cows,gorillas,anteaters,birds,kangaroos,koalas,ostriches,bulls,aardvarks,platypuses,javelinas,gila monsters,squids,chipmunks or woodchucks.I only want extra cute villagers in my town!
Timmy:He's cute!Just paint him white,have him look grouchy all the time and make him say "sulky" a lot.
Mayor Foopella:Sold!

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