The Official Wacky Thread!

[uwuzumakii]

I've always wondered if you could possible eat little bits of yourself as sustenance, like auto-cannibalism... Like, if you were to eat little bits of skin or hair. How long could you possibly go without regular food?

 

[Hulaette]

I've always wondered if you could possible eat little bits of yourself as sustenance, like auto-cannibalism... Like, if you were to eat little bits of skin or hair. How long could you possibly go without regular food?

You could probably chew the tips of your fingernails & tonails, eat your boogers, and eat your skin. But I don't think that'll even fill your hunger gauge at all. If you were to cannibalise yourself You would probably die.

 

[uwuzumakii]

You could probably chew the tips of your fingernails & tonails, eat your boogers, and eat your skin. But I don't think that'll even fill your hunger gauge at all. If you were to cannibalise yourself You would probably die.

But, VERY slowly, to where you wouldn't starve, but you also wouldn't die. You probably could survive off of hair, snot, tears, skin, stuff like that for a few days until you got scurvy or some disease tied with auto-cannibalism, or eventually starved. I'm just wondering how long someone could last under those conditions.

 

[Bowie]

The average human body can survive three weeks without food. Water, on the other hand, is a necessity. In harsh conditions, you may only be able to go for three hours without water of some sort.

 

[Hulaette]

The average human body can survive three weeks without food. Water, on the other hand, is a necessity. In harsh conditions, you may only be able to go for three hours without water of some sort.

Long ago I heard that if a human goes 3 days without any water than they will die. I assume their body will go into shock and start breaking down fat cells in their body?

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

There was a show, I can't remember which show, but there was a couple who were trapped under a ton of snow from an avalanche or something and so to keep each other alive they were like carving hunks of their flesh out, cooking it with a lighter, and feeding it to each other. Seemed like a good time. I bet human meat is delicious.

 

[Brackets]

One of my lecturers told me that if you're morbidly obese you can go without food for 3+ months. so there's one perk

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

One of my lecturers told me that if you're morbidly obese you can go without food for 3+ months. so there's one perk

Aw yeah! *high fives self* Time to hang out in a closet with some water for 3+ months.

 

[Hulaette]

Bump

 

[Nightmares]

One of my lecturers told me that if you're morbidly obese you can go without food for 3+ months. so there's one perk

Wowww you serious?

 

[Brackets]

Wowww you serious?

Well you'll have to take my lecturer's word for it, i haven't researched it myself, but he is a doctor and expert in nutrition. I guess it would make sense though, as when you starve you start to use your fat reserves, and obviously obese people have a lot more.

 

[Hulaette]

IF YOU WERE A MERMAID/MERMAN

1. What color would your tail be?
2. What shape would your fins be?
3. What shape would the end of your tail look like?
4. What would be your powers and/or abilities?
5. Who would be in your pod/group?
6. What part of the ocean would you live in?
7. What would your hair look like?
8. What kind of shells or other accessories would you be wearing?

 

[Hulaette]

If you're not into sea creatures than what kind of supernatural being would you like to be? Anything realistic and logical that would make sense to exist.

 

[Hulaette]

In response to Dinomates question.

I'm still learning about the mysteries of mermaids/mermen. There is a lot about our kind that has yet to be discovered. But it would make sense for the kind of merfolk who live closer to the oceans surface or shoreline would have the ability to have their tail turn into legs when they go on land. As for a deep-sea mermaid/merman who live in the deepest parts of the ocean floors It would be most likely that they won't be able to walk on land with transformed legs.

 

[Xerolin]

I saw 2 UFO's, each at seperate occasions.
When I was a baby I fell off the couch and my head was headed right towards the corner of the coffee table, and an invisible force pushed me to the side

 

[Hulaette]

I saw 2 UFO's, each at seperate occasions.
When I was a baby I fell off the couch and my head was headed right towards the corner of the coffee table, and an invisible force pushed me to the side

One time I was standing in front of the desk listening to the answering machine. it was around Easter time and I swear to god that a chocolate Easter egg appeared right in front of me! Idk if I was leaning on it and I didn't see it than my sleeve pushed it. But at the time it was just weird to me.

 

[Xerolin]

One time I was standing in front of the desk listening to the answering machine. it was around Easter time and I swear to god that a chocolate Easter egg appeared right in front of me! Idk if I was leaning on it and I didn't see it than my sleeve pushed it. But at the time it was just weird to me.

I didn't know mermaids celebrated easter

 

[Hulaette]

I didn't know mermaids celebrated easter

The truth is I haven't been a mermaid my whole life. Long story short is that about a decade ago there was an incident involving....Uh. well i don't wanna go into too much detail unless you have an open mind. I been through really effed up things in my life.

 

[Stalfos]

IF YOU WERE A MERMAID/MERMAN

6. What part of the ocean would you live in?

Probably the bottom since i can't swim. Man, I'd be the worst merman ever.

 

[Hulaette]

Probably the bottom since i can't swim. Man, I'd be the worst merman ever.

There's no such thing as a merman that can't swim. It's naturally embedded in your DNA. Unless you have a nerological disfunction than that would be a different story.