The out of context quotes thread

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I feel bad for the Pokemon fans who have to deal with the whole 'Sprigatito the weed cat' thing." ~Me, 2022

 

[Beanz]

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[ZeldaCrossing64]

"No one is more prideful than Jesus." ~Markiplier, 2020

 

[-Mars-]

"Looks like breakfast boy is having cravings for chicken sandwiches again!"

 

[BakaRina]

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees." "...You're gonna die, they speak Vietnamese."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Why would you draw those things?! Those horrible, awful, sexy things?!"
"I'm telling your mothers!"
"Literally go away."
"What's up with your face?"
"My parents called it stripper music, what's wrong with that?!"
"AWOOGA!"
"Are you a werewolf?"
"Everyone go home! Where are your parents? Put some clothes on!"
"This is what happens when you don't wear sunblock and do drugs all day."
"Destroy her with your big butt!"
"I have a double-jointed elbow! Look! I can make a perfect circle!"

 

[Beanz]

“why do we have two separate letters, J and G, if they sound the same?” -me being stupid and thinking i had an epiphany when they do not sound the same.

 

[~Stitches~]

“That tasted like Lowes aisle number 3.”

 

[Holla]

"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."

 

[Midoriya]

"Scott Sterling does it again! He's blocked it with his face!"

 

[BakaRina]

‘It was disconcerting. One of those moments where you walk into the room, see a cow in your bathtub, and think, “Right. So there’s that.” and walk back out.’

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"This is a birthroom." -Markiplier, 2020

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"the only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes"

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"It's not just a boulder, it's a rock!"
"If you want to buy it, you probably can't afford it."

 

[Midoriya]

Eric Hardy
11 months ago
"For you D&D players out there, that's 50 rounds of combat. Without getting hit with a melee touch attack. While staying in melee range.

Additionally, 5-6 minutes of full contact fighting is about as exhausting as a 10 mile run. He's doing that on unstable terrain, while protecting an innocent, and while playing 5d bughouse chess against a grandmaster and a novice working together, and if he loses he dies.

This guy's on a completely different level."

from this:

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"If it isn't the Mighty Robo-Cat! Gee, you're much cuter from a distance! You're not cute at all from up close!!! Oh, well... Come along, now. It's time to DIE!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

 

[Midoriya]

I was on the fence about posting this because it's a bit morbid, but... here's the conversation a friend and I had on Discord:

Spoiler

Me: "a friend from uni showed me this years ago
and I was like,
what if the ball traveled so fast that it hit his head, and then his head went flying through the air?
and my friend was like,
Riley, that's messed up."

My friend: "Imagine if the soccer ball replaced his head on impact? He would quite literally be a 'soccer head'

I mean... if it wasn't a skit I would agree with your friend lmao"

Me: "and then he goes and picks his head up
and puts it back on
and is like,
alright, ready for more
*puts his hands and face up again*
I'm laughing so hard
this is so morbid"

My friend: "BACKWARDS!"

Me: "I mean the announcer is like
Scott's head is on the wrong way, excuse me while I go vomit
he must be immortal

then the players just kick him around
by his soccer head
and his body follows"

My friend: "You win again, I can't top that... I just can't LMAO"

From the Scott Sterling famous YT soccer video.

...Yes, this is where my mind goes during these types of things compared to other people.

 

[Beanz]

“so they are forced to eat grilled dirt, or on special occasions, scrambled dirt! WITHOUT KETCHUP!” -pelly acww

 

[Beanz]

“excuse me sir, are you on crack?” -me to some guy on club tortimer hitting me with a net.