QueenCobra
Bret Hart’s callipygian sharpshooter
“Do I look like a Muppet?”
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The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Girls sneezes inside the library*
“QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ! HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE?!!!”
“QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ! HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCONSIDERATE?!!!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Who wears moccasins?”
“That’s your complaint?! Who uses appliances in a library?!”
“That’s your complaint?! Who uses appliances in a library?!”
QueenCobra
Bret Hart’s callipygian sharpshooter
“Hey, buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.”
xSuperMario64x
sleepy moon loaf ‧₊˚ ☾. ⋅
"if it is true, does that mean everyone who has 100% completed the game has completed a Masonic initiation? And is officially recognized, and now knows all the tokens and gestures? Like, you go to your local lodge and try that yourself, you should be welcomed with open arms! Just tell them, you beat Super Mario 64! you're a Freemason! you deserve entry!"
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
The following is a paid political announcement by the Republican and Democratic parties.
Compassionate. Tough. Curious. These are all words Ralph Wiggum doesn’t know, but he doesn’t need to know them; he lives them, every day.
“I’m voting Ralph for president. His easy smile makes me think everything is okay, even when I know it ain’t!”
“I’m voting for Ralph too, but, don’t tell you-know-who.”
On November 4th, vote for the latest in a long line of great American leaders.
“I want a tricycle, and a dog who won’t chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America! I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy!”
Compassionate. Tough. Curious. These are all words Ralph Wiggum doesn’t know, but he doesn’t need to know them; he lives them, every day.
“I’m voting Ralph for president. His easy smile makes me think everything is okay, even when I know it ain’t!”
“I’m voting for Ralph too, but, don’t tell you-know-who.”
On November 4th, vote for the latest in a long line of great American leaders.
“I want a tricycle, and a dog who won’t chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America! I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy!”
QueenCobra
Bret Hart’s callipygian sharpshooter
“D-Von, get the tables!”
Plainbluetees
Isometric Exercise!
I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt.
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt!
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt!
rocketspruggs
♡ Hayley ☆
"Okay, party's over, Perry the Platyp..."
[Perry lands on Doofenshmirtz and knocks him over on the ground.]
"...Ow, oh! Aw man, wha...uh...not to be high maintenance, or anything, but do you mind if we could fight a little quieter? Uh, the girls are watching a movie, and I don't wanna dis...I didn't mean you have to walk away, I mean, we can continue to fight, it's just..."
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow.]
"Oh! A pillow fight, perfect! It's violent and quiet—it is on!"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with pillows.]
"Aw come on, do I get to land one or not?"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow again and sends him flying over to the TV.] "Ow!"
[Doofenshmirtz spits a feather out of his mouth.]
"Talk about down in the mouth...get it? It's uh...ah, whatever.
"Doofenshmirtz grabs two cushions from the couch.]
"Meet my friends, Poly and Ester!"
[Perry lands on Doofenshmirtz and knocks him over on the ground.]
"...Ow, oh! Aw man, wha...uh...not to be high maintenance, or anything, but do you mind if we could fight a little quieter? Uh, the girls are watching a movie, and I don't wanna dis...I didn't mean you have to walk away, I mean, we can continue to fight, it's just..."
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow.]
"Oh! A pillow fight, perfect! It's violent and quiet—it is on!"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with pillows.]
"Aw come on, do I get to land one or not?"
[Perry hits Doofenshmirtz with a pillow again and sends him flying over to the TV.] "Ow!"
[Doofenshmirtz spits a feather out of his mouth.]
"Talk about down in the mouth...get it? It's uh...ah, whatever.
"Doofenshmirtz grabs two cushions from the couch.]
"Meet my friends, Poly and Ester!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Jumpin' Jeepers!
"And when you take your shoes off and throw them up on the stage... That's not cool either. I'm perfectly cool with the two shoes I have on my feet, I don't know why you do that. We're gonna send people up outside of our concerts, and if you come out and you have less than two shoes on, you're in big trouble."
QueenCobra
Bret Hart’s callipygian sharpshooter
*squeaks*
“This is the sonorous war cry of a very angry frog.”
“This is the sonorous war cry of a very angry frog.”
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