The Person Above Rolled a One

[Mikaiah]

somehow, your fingers slip and your cat lost hp.
roll for initiative.

I try to make a smoothie but roll a 1

 

[Ace Marvel]

your blender overheated and you ended with a hot fruit soup

I try to make a joke, but roll a 1

 

[Emzy]

Everyone around you starts crying and soon you do too

I try to draw but I roll a one

 

[Cutesy]

Your pencil breaks every time it touches the paper.

I try to make breakfast but I roll a 1.

 

[Emzy]

That's actually happened before cx

You reach out to pour milk into ur cereal but somehow your house burns down

I try to go to the beach for a morning jog

 

[Kurb]

you fall in the water and find a monster

i try to post here but roll a one

 

[*The Oakboro Mayor*]

Your post is gone. It has been erased by a moderator so that no one can see your reply.

I try to open my drawer but roll a one.

 

[Rosie977]

The draw was glued shut, and the whole dresser falls over.

I try to ride a horse but... I roll a one D:
I couldn't think of anything

 

[Clock]

The horse keeps making you fall off no matter what
I try to write, but I roll a one

 

[Mikaiah]

You write about a monster, who has now come to life and is about to eat you and your words.
Roll for initiative.

I try to make a sandwich, but I roll a 1

 

[Clock]

As you make the sandwich, you realize all your ingredients were stolen by someone and it’s no longer a sandwich.
I go on a destroyer, but I roll a one.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

That wasn’t a Destroyer, that was the Titanic. I have a sinking feeling that wont end well for you

I try pickpocketing someone but I roll a 1

 

[spawnpoint]

You get caught and go to jail.

I try going swimming, but I roll a one.

 

[Clock]

Even if you swim at a pool, a monster shows up no matter what and it’s menacing eyes make you wanting to never swim again.

I go on the tightrope, but I roll a one.

 

[Enxssi]

The tightrope snaps and you instantly fall down.
i try to roll a one, but i roll a one.

 

[cucumberzest]

Error: Success
A curse has been put upon you where, as from this point on, every dice roll will land on 1.

I try to use intimidate, but I roll a one.

 

[MelodyRivers]

Instead you become intimidated for three turns
I try to drink some coffee but I roll a one

 

[cucumberzest]

The caffeine's structure is twisted creating the opposite effect, making you lethargic for the rest of the day. Your body feels heavy and sluggish. It's difficult to keep your eyes open. Everything seems outta focus.

I try to make some pasta, but I rolled a 1.

 

[Clock]

As you make pasta, you realize that your stove isn’t working anymore when you boil the noodles, it’s now hard pasta.

I try to use anti aircraft on a warship, but I roll a one.

 

[Enxssi]

error: warship blow'd up
darn. dang.
i try to fly, but i roll a 1