The Rap Battle Game

[tinytaylor]

*rosalina plays bongo beat*

screw duck screw goose
time for my flow to get loose
you all claim to be at the peak
when in reality all your raps is weak
i pick up the mic and i spit fire
it's no use to reply so you should all just retire

no way Jose you think you slay?
come at me, you think you got somethin
to say? this is anatomy I don't got time
to play I'm the teacher and imma put you
back into yo place

 

[Capella]

no way Jose you think you slay?
come at me, you think you got somethin
to say? this is anatomy I don't got time
to play I'm the teacher and imma put you
back into yo place

no way Jose you think you slay?
come at me, you think you got somethin
to say? this is anatomy I don't got time
to play I'm the teacher and imma put you
back into yo place

 

[Javocado]

no way Jose you think you slay?
come at me, you think you got somethin
to say? this is anatomy I don't got time
to play I'm the teacher and imma put you
back into yo place

you can't handle my rhymes
i'll be making thousands while you'll be making dimes
when i start i cant stop i am the definition of lyrical
if you wanna step to me you'll need more than a miracle

 

[tinytaylor]

you can't handle my rhymes
i'll be making thousands while you'll be making dimes
when i start i cant stop i am the definition of lyrical
if you wanna step to me you'll need more than a miracle

dimes turn into dollars but I don't gotta bother I've
got tricks up in my collar. you think you slick? don't
even ponder that. your rap games flatter than this
water what a waste, if you step up way too quickly
well you're bound to get a taste I'm the ace, this ain't
a race so wipe that tear off your face

 

[Capella]

dimes turn into dollars but I don't gotta bother I've
got tricks up in my collar. you think you slick? don't
even ponder that. your rap games flatter than this
water what a waste, if you step up way too quickly
well you're bound to get a taste I'm the ace, this ain't
a race so wipe that tear off your face

no way Jose you think you slay?
come at me, you think you got somethin
to say? this is anatomy I don't got time
to play I'm the teacher and imma put you
back into yo place

 

[Javocado]

dimes turn into dollars but I don't gotta bother I've
got tricks up in my collar. you think you slick? don't
even ponder that. your rap games flatter than this
water what a waste, if you step up way too quickly
well you're bound to get a taste I'm the ace, this ain't
a race so wipe that tear off your face

your raps are good but they lack construction
prepare for your ultimate destruction
when i'm done with you you'll be unable to function
in the rap game hall of fame i'll await my induction

 

[ShinySandwich]

****s getting real

 

[tinytaylor]

your raps are good but they lack construction
prepare for your ultimate destruction
when i'm done with you you'll be unable to function
in the rap game hall of fame i'll await my induction

hall of fame? nah hall of shame is prolly where
i'll see you. there's no one here's lined up try-yin to be you
them lyrics are robotic like, are you R2D2?

 

[Kildor]

R2D2? I'm more like the Terminator, killing your rhymes like Sarah Connor
Your rhymes are dope? Don't make me laugh. This batte is almost over. You should go back to your choppa, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[tinytaylor]

R2D2? I'm more like the Terminator, killing your rhymes like Sarah Connor
Your rhymes are dope? Don't make me laugh. This batte is almost over. You should go back to your choppa, like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

is that a challenge i smell? well step up to the plate
i see you tried to swing but oh you're too late. man
i see your fate and i'm not too fond looks like you'll
be sweeping beauty salons so get gone son because
this ones for pros I don't have time for these old joes.

 

[Javocado]

hall of fame? nah hall of shame is prolly where
i'll see you. there's no one here's lined up try-yin to be you
them lyrics are robotic like, are you R2D2?

It would take a legion of robots to rap like myself
I'll brush the dust off you real quick, put you back on your shelf
Hall of fame don't get it twisted i'll get a plaque so shiny
while everyone else will ask you hey taylor why you so tiny?

 

[tinytaylor]

It would take a legion of robots to rap like myself
I'll brush the dust off you real quick, put you back on your shelf
Hall of fame don't get it twisted i'll get a plaque so shiny
while everyone else will ask you hey taylor why you so tiny?

tiny but still shiny so no need for spotlight
i bet you still think your rhymes are hot right?
they alright aha SIKE. now grab yo bike and take
a hike.

 

[Kildor]

is that a challenge i smell? well step up to the plate
i see you tried to swing but oh you're too late. man
i see your fate and i'm not too fond looks like you'll
be sweeping beauty salons so get gone son because
this ones for pros I don't have time for these old joes.

Who you callin Old Joe? I'm the New Dawg
I'll go along with this battle, like a little kid playing with pogs

They call you Taylor, but you ain't so Swift.
They call you Tiny for the obvious reasons, ya catchin' my drift?

I'll be crunching your rhymes for breakfast like Honey Graham Oh's
This battle ain't over yet.
Because I'll be passing the mic to my man, Javocado.

 

[Javocado]

tiny but still shiny so no need for spotlight
i bet you still think your rhymes are hot right?
they alright aha SIKE. now grab yo bike and take
a hike.

Thanks kildor!
*picks up mic*
*Rosalina kicks the beat*

you spit words like a nursery rhyme
they were good at one point but you're past your prime
i'll make an example of you, show you why i have this crown
and at the end of the day you'll resemble piertro, a clown

 

[tinytaylor]

Who you callin Old Joe? I'm the New Dawg
I'll go along with this battle, like a little kid playing with pogs

They call you Taylor, but you ain't so Swift.
They call you Tiny for the obvious reasons, ya catchin' my drift?

I'll be crunching your rhymes for breakfast like Honey Graham Oh's
This battle ain't over yet.
Because I'll be passing the mic to my man, Javocado.

Thanks kildor!
*picks up mic*
*Rosalina kicks the beat*

you spit words like a nursery rhyme
they were good at one point but you're past your prime
i'll make an example of you, show you why i have this crown
and at the end of the day you'll resemble piertro, a clown

two against one? that's what's up well i'm down
i'm over here tryin to wait for you clowns to scrounge
up some words and put them into lyrics if there's anything
that you two should fear IT'S ME, tin-y. I'm nasty on the mike
I've got no mercy for young tykes so sit tight it's alright bite
your tongue and take flight.

 

[Javocado]

two against one? that's what's up well i'm down
i'm over here tryin to wait for you clowns to scrounge
up some words and put them into lyrics if there's anything
that you two should fear IT'S ME, tin-y. I'm nasty on the mike
I've got no mercy for young tykes so sit tight it's alright bite
your tongue and take flight.

Taking flight but the plane is crashing
Your subpar flow I will continue bashing
Your rhyme scheme is weak you're missing a few components
You're not worthy enough to be labeled my opponent
It's no use continuing, I can't be put to rest
So tell me madame, how was it like getting schooled by the best?

 

[tinytaylor]

Taking flight but the plane is crashing
Your subpar flow I will continue bashing
Your rhyme scheme is weak you're missing a few components
You're not worthy enough to be labeled my opponent
It's no use continuing, I can't be put to rest
So tell me madame, how was it like getting schooled by the best?

Well I'll tell you little tyke that I am the teacher,
Be happy that you squeezed in the 1 minute feature,
this is theater and you're hoggin spotlight so sit tight you
think you're oh so bright? Well this ain't life

Step into my world and there's goons and
there's goblins see- and you the silly fool who is
tryin to dismiss me? Here's a plea, I eat bees and
boiled fleas for breakfast check this: I'm the flyest
rapper on this thread kids.

 

[ShinySandwich]

Well I'll tell you little tyke that I am the teacher,
Be happy you got a 1 minute feature, this is theater
And you're hoggin spotlight so sit tight you
think you're oh so bright? Well this ain't life

Step into my world and there's goons and
there's goblins see- and you the silly fool who is
tryin to dismiss me? Here's a plea, I eat bees and
boiled fleas for breakfast check this: I'm the flyest
rapper on this thread kids.

You win for sig

 

[Javocado]

Well I'll tell you little tyke that I am the teacher,
Be happy that you squeezed in the 1 minute feature,
this is theater and you're hoggin spotlight so sit tight you
think you're oh so bright? Well this ain't life

Step into my world and there's goons and
there's goblins see- and you the silly fool who is
tryin to dismiss me? Here's a plea, I eat bees and
boiled fleas for breakfast check this: I'm the flyest
rapper on this thread kids.

Flyest rapper but it took 18 minutes for retaliation
You treat this as a hobby, this is my occupation
Face it you're done, I've left you helpless
Now it's time for this rap battle to supress
But this wasn't even a battle
All your words and you've failed to make me rattle

 

[tinytaylor]

Flyest rapper but it took 18 minutes for retaliation
You treat this as a hobby, this is my occupation
Face it you're done, I've left you helpless
Now it's time for this rap battle to supress
But this wasn't even a battle
All your words and you've failed to make me rattle

Listen J-son this mess ain't done,
If anything you're just hitting the point of revelation,
This case is on the table and I'm working hard like Sable
Go ask your pops to read you fables I'm not here to
teach you labels. I am Tiny I'm unstable I'll unleash words
when I'm able- this ain't Anne of Green Gables.

- - - Post Merge - - -

You win for sig

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