The Vending Machine!

[Hamilton]

Out comes The Feels

Inserts Pepe the Frog (my true inner persona)

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Out comes Malachite. Not the guy from Suburban Knights.

I put this guy in who likes cheese.

 

[Hamilton]

Out comes a cow who produces cheese

Inserts a partridge in a pear tree

 

[CrossAnimal]

Out comes two turtle doves.

Inserts a reindeer

 

[riummi]

out comes a red ball...or nose?

inserts a green bean

 

[HungryForCereal]

out comes green tea kit kat (yum)

inserts your organs.

 

[pokedude729]

out comes a zombie version of you

inserts Sonic 06

 

[Panda Hero]

out comes trash

inserts a slice of pizza

 

[HungryForCereal]

out comes pizza flavored chips

insert dead pikachu

 

[Panda Hero]

out comes a tombstone. r.i.p. pikachu.

inserts a beehive.

 

[pokedude729]

out comes tracker jackers

Put in a copy of Happy Home designer

 

[HungryForCereal]

out comes the next main AC game.

inserts your hair

 

[Hamilton]

Out comes an abominable snowman

Inserts holiday cheer

 

[jiny]

Out comes party poopers

Inserts twenty one pilots

 

[Cailey]

out comes 15 balloons

inserts kittens

 

[Moonlight-]

Out comes ugly looking full grown cats with no hair.
Inserts a vending machine

 

[0pizzachu23]

Out comes a paradox.
Inserts a leaf

 

[Gregriii]

out comes a rainbow
inserts a fly

 

[timecapsule]

out comes a half eaten burrito

inserts a unicorn fart

 

[Cailey]

out comes a dragon

inserts a latt?