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You become a vegetarian. You are now Tangy.
You buy purple dye and pour it all over yourself. You are now Bob.
You visit Australia. You are now Sydney.
You put on a pilot's hat and goggles. You are now Boomer.
You make a ton of money and develop a snobby attitude. You are now Gwen.
With the money, you buy one bad-ass sweater, now you are Rover.
The sweater shrinks in the dryer and now you have nothing to wear. This makes you sad and start playing the blues. You are now KK Slider.
You become a Juggalo and begin wearing facepaint. You are now Marcel.
You stop putting on face paint and instead you put on make up. You are now Monique.
You run out of make-up. You are now Olivia.
You fall out of a tree and get hit by seven tractors. You are now Tabby.
You grew a leaf on your head. You're now Tangy.
You blushed and turned fifty shades more pink, you are now Midge.
You turn yellow and grow hideous eyebrows. You are now Twiggy.
You turn into a seagull and lose the eyebrows you are now Piper
You decide to open a coffee shop you are now Brewster.
You get a new job as a bus driver. You are now Kapp'n.
You fly a spaceship and become Gulliver.
You fall out of the spaceship and then fall in love with a local pelican. You are now Pete.