Unfortunately the snowflakes hit my signature candles and melt. I am upset as they would have gone great with my frost eggs. I proceed to comfort myself by eating the dark candy. Then I realize how much that candy was worth...
*Throws Egbert the rooster* He's made me get him fruit one too many times.
The two dice land on the floor, revealing their numbers as two and two respectively. Just then, I hear police sirens blaring outside my house. A police officer breaks down my door and put me in handcuffs. I furiously demand to know why I am being arrested. "It is illegal to roll three doubles in a row," the officer explains, "the last two times you rolled dice also ended with doubles, so you knew what the consequences would be." I tell them that it was not me who rolled the dice, but a friend of mine, obviously trying to frame me. It is no use, as the person who threw the dice is gone without a trace. I spend the rest of the day in court. The judge determined I was guilty of rolling three doubles and I spent four arbitrary turns in jail. Only after rolling yet another double was I allowed to walk free.
! A free Switch?! I guess that wish came true, even if I’ve already got one by now!
...Wait, where are the joycons? They weren’t a package deal? Well I didn’t specify if it had to come with joycons or not, so I guess I was asking for this to happen...
(Places switch in a drawer)
Oh, I know! I’ll buy new ones and maybe give this Switch to someone! I think that would be nice. But first, I wanna start reading that book.
(Takes a book from the shelf, but shortly trips on a wire and accidentally throws the book out the window)