“Dear diary, it appears an entire Walmart has been chucked in my direction. As i have no ways to escape it or catch it, i have accepted my fate this universe has given me”
There are so many things I had left to do in this life... order a slice of cheese from McDonalds... yell FOLLOW THAT CAR from the back of a taxi... achieve my dreams of rolling down a hill in light up heelies, blinding everyone as I speed past... finally figure out how to get out of the Walmart parking lot... my life cut short by the tiny adorable pink demon of happiness hurtling towards me at alarming speeds... what a way to go.