Twist the wish!

[London]

Granted, but your spine turns into spaghetti and now you can never stand up straight

I wish I was on vacation in Europe.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but I will come there and annoy you 24/7.

I wish i can smell like mud.

 

[ellabella12345]

Granted, but you will walk around covered in mud for the rest of your life.

I wish I could read minds

 

[Jimin]

Granted, but you will have a massive headache due to reading too many at the same time.

I wish I could talk to animals

 

[Jollian]

Granted, but the animals can only speak in Spanish

I wish I was a Pokemon trainer

 

[macuppie]

Granted, but they all disobey you.

I wish I could have more data on my phone.

 

[nard]

Granted, but your phone would explode from all the data being stored.

I wish I could be in Animal Crossing.

 

[Cam1]

Granted, but you can't leave your house or invite any villagers over

I wish I had a pet unicorn

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but it impales you in the chest.

I wish I was better at mafia.

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but the IRL Mafia puts a bounty on your head.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

 

[K a y K a y]

Granted, but you would never be constantly full of energy and never able to relax/sleep/rest ever again.

I wish I had better/higher income

 

[Dragonqueen0912]

Too late

Granted, but you drown in money. Literally. You suffocate

I wish to be rich > : D

 

[in-a-pickle]

Granted, but you lose all your friends.

I wish I had a non-annoying sister.

 

[Dragonqueen0912]

Granted, but you got a annoying brother instead >:3

I wish to be super good at art O:

 

[Alyx]

granted but everybody hates it

I wish my asthma would go away

 

[Crazy-Gamer]

granted but now you cant forget anything
anything

i wish i had more friends

 

[Alyx]

granted but they're all fake

I wish nothing hurt ever

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but you will die 70 years earlier.

I wish to drink ayahuasca tea.

 

[Alyx]

oh ok
granted but you choke on it

I wish to nap

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

Granted, but I will haunt your sleep.

I wish I was high.