posting early because i won't be online again
hi guys sorry I haven't been updating my fic/real autobiography lately!! I've been busy with a bunch of stuff also me and derpy hooves (my waifu) got married yesterday so yeah
anyways a lot of teh memes, including slenderman died. I didn't care though because he's not my boyfriend anymore anyways. we'll here is the final instalment of the meme story!!
- xXanimeluver1234Xx
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"Ilu derpy hooves!!" I exclaimed as I was marrying my waifu.
"Me too, Rainbow. I love me too!! And... RIDICULOUSLY PHOTOGENIC GUY!" screamed Derpy Hooves as she pulled bombs out of a conveniently placed box and started throwing them everywhere. One of the bombs hit bidoof bidoof bidoof is on fire and exploded.
Pieces of bomb were scattered everywhere, and caused a lot of people and memes to die. All the memes were at my wedding because they love me and want me to be happy, so they all died. Except for me and the rest of the characters that are important to the plot.
"Zomg!! How could you? You sunk my ship!!1 We were my Otp!!" I cried, crying. Tears ran down my cheeks dramatically
"Idk I was bored and I'm just quirky I guess
pp" said Derpy Hooves, my ex-waifu.
"THAT'S MY LINE!!!11!1!1!" I screamed. I pulled out my Death Note and hit her in the face with it, but she only got a papercut. Then it was windy so the book hit my in the face, blinding me as she made her escape.
I accidentally swallowed the book, and fell unconscious as she ran away. The last thing I heard before I died irl (or did I??? Xd) was a slowpoke talking slowly, slowed down by the dramatic slow motion that was currently overlaying the scene.
"be careful with those matches bidoof..."
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4chan, Derpy Hooves, and Ridiculously Photogenic Guy trundled away, eventually reaching their secret base. Their base was tumblr's house, which they had claimed after she died. It was a pretty nice house and had a lot of iPads and snacks for someone who claimed they hashtag literally couldn't afford to eat healthy.
Ridiculously Photogenic Guy walked into the house, admiring the countless photos of himself on the walls. Surprisingly, they had actually been there before he moved in. It was kind of creepy, but also kind of cool. "Okay so now that everyone except Rainbow is dead, what should we do?" he asked.
4chan laughed. "Hahahahah," he giggled, chuckling. "Now all that is left to do is kill you guys!!1!1!" he said while putting on sunglasses. The sunglasses were pointed, which denoted that 4chan wasn't badass, but evil. "I wanted to hashtag kill all memes, aka everyone except me because I'm not a meme. And tumblr wasn't a meme either but this is a nice house so yeah."
"Noooo!1!1!!11!1" screamed his two subordinates as they were thrown into a time machine. When they got out, the year was 2017 and they died because they had become completely dank.
Suddenly I stormed into the room and stabbed 4chan in the face because I'm quirky like that XD also that was anticlimactic which my internet friendz say is really edgy and cool storytellingz. Then I married Nyan Cat and [heavy breathing]. The end!! :3
Trundle aka 4chan (Mafia Roleblocker) died of teh power of friendship and happyness xD
Role PM said:
4chan (Mafia Roleblocker): Each night, you may send a player a hoax, which will cause them to microwave their iPhone. Any actions they sent in that night will not go through. You win when all town-aligned players are dead.
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