Wasps are jerks

[N e s s]

Wasps are freaking jerks man, buzzing around in my room to make me huddle up into a ball and hope i don't die. Thankfully, winter is coming to kill them all dead.

Any good wasp stories around here, because they've been terrorizing me my whole life.

 

[Koopa K]

I HATE WASPS THEY CAN JUST BURN AND SUFFOCATE AND DIE

 

[CinnamonBuunn]

My dad was once riding his motorcycle and one flew up his shirt. He crashed his motorcycle. xD

 

[seliph]

Good wasp stories don't exist

Two stung the back of my neck at the same time when I was a little child, I was just chilling on a swingset minding my own business and bam.
My grandma saved me though bless her

 

[tabris]

i was walking to class and a wasp clung to my sleeve for about 2 blocks. i didn't notice it at first but then when i did i froze completely. thankfully it was just hitching a ride? when i was about 3min from class i brushed it off with my phone (not my hand no way) and it landed on my shoe and started crawling... that's when i freaked out a little bit but it just flew away after a few seconds. it was so stressful going from surprised to calm to freaked out in a matter of a few minutes lmao

 

[lostineverfreeforest]

Spoiler: Profanity ahead

Got stung by a wasp once. **** wasps.

 

[Dim]

Wasps IN YOUR ROOM? I feel so bad for you...

Got stung a few times, but one time I was grabbing this thing (idek what it's called) without looking and it turned it... IT HAD A WASP NEST! So My hands got stung by several bees. The last time I got stung though was a few years ago. I have my veins sticking out of my forearms and that's where it stung me. It hurt like a mother ****er

 

[Twisterheart]

Once I opened the door and before I even made it one step out, a wasp attacked me and got in my hair. It ended up stinging my hand and it hurt so bad my whole arm swelled up and turned red. It felt like fire. I cried for hours because of how bad it hurt.

 

[debinoresu]

i HATE wasps. i live out in the country, so theyre around a lot. once one got in the house while we were watching DBZ and my first instinct was to cover myself in a blanket? so while gohan was being wrekt i was praying the wasp didnt get me through the covers

out at my grans its even worse tho, bugs and scorpions and wasps everywhere all the time. my grandma has this sorta cruel pacifist thing where she clips the wasps stinger and then lets it go... its crazy to me. i dont know how she manages to even grab them to do it. ive seen her do it, its ridiculous. hardcore

 

[Aquari]

wasps have their reasons, im sure they'd love to chat and have tea with you, but they have their hives and children to protect ;}

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

When I went camping with my mom and her boyfriend he brought his sons and me and the two boys shared a tent, one day after leaving the tent the boys LEFT THE TENT OPEN. While we went on a hike, they had food in the tent that wasps of course smelled and so when we got back to the camp there was like three or four wasps in the tent buzzing around and we killed two of them and couldn't find the others, since I wasn't convinced the tent was wasp free I slept in the car in the front seat because the back was filled with our stuff so I couldn't even lean the chair back much. I ended up sleeping awfully and got like three kinks in my neck that gave me the WORST migraine in the morning, which was our last day so it was lots of packing up and then a long and painful drive back home.

TLDR; Wasps ruined a camping trip for me because they are indeed jerks.

 

[Bowie]

I've been stung by bees and wasps multiple times before. To be honest, I just feel bad for getting in their way, because they only attack if they're feeling threatened, and they die when they sting you.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

I've been stung by bees and wasps multiple times before. To be honest, I just feel bad for getting in their way, because they only attack if they're feeling threatened, and they die when they sting you.

Wasps don't die when they sting, and they also bite, they can sting and bite as many times as they want and they won't die, I always feel bad for the bees when I've gotten stung because they do die when the stinger comes out in you.

 

[Nicole.]

I've never been stung by a wasp, only by an ant but that's another story. They've never really harmed me, they only come and hunt for my food which they're never going to get. It's daddy long leg season in my house, wish me luck!

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

I hate wasps. Bees are fine but wasps are just evil. We had a wasp nest in our shed last year, now we have another one in the tree next door that hangs over into our garden. I'm literally finding them everywhere, even crawling on the concrete as I think the neighbour has put some poison out. Was moving rubbish the other day to take to the tip and obviously I didn't see them on the bags when I put them in my car, ended up stopping twice because they were crawling up the windows God it was horrible. I've been stung so many times that I'm really wary of them. The once I was stung on my wrist and could see a line moving up my arm, obviously because it has stung so near to the veins. Hate them

 

[namiieco]

YES omg there are so many around my school and ive gotten bitten 3 times but other people have been bitten like 10 times

 

[Discord]

Wasps? Oh puh-lease! Mosquitoes are more of a pain in the rump than that of a Wasp.

Who knows how many times I almost ended up breaking the window for trying to swat a Mosquito or how many hours I stay up at night from the agonizing itchiness of the god forsaken rashes they give you.

Anyways, I remember this gargantuan wasp flying into my bedroom the other day and I ended up killing it inside my little bro's room. It ended up falling onto their bed and I never actually told them they've been sleeping on top of a bug carcass.

 

[Mega_Cabbage]

They keep trying to build nests around our front door. One was next to the doorknob and another was in a corner next to the door. Thankfully we sprayed it with spectracide before it got too big.

 

[MishMeesh]

When I was about 5 one got caught in my hair and kept stinging me on the neck until my mum found it and got it out.

I hate wasps.

 

[SilkSpectre]

Why is there a wasp in your room?