Weirdest things your villagers have said?

[ElderPlops]

This was right after I gave Hamphrey a new catchphrase:

Hamphrey: My style's so tasty now, I wouldn't be surprised if someone tried to take a bite outta me!

 

[Nenya]

Octavian!? Good grief! I never heard this one before:

 

[supercataleena]

If you ever wonder why Astrid has a crib!

 

[mayorclara]

This. Yeah, definitely this.

 

[John Wick]

(From the screenshot thread.)

My house is meant to be Castle Black, from Game of Thrones.

The Headquarters of the Night's Watch, where no women ever go... but.. I let Fauna visit.. and this was the first thing she said.

O_O

 

[Nunnafinga]

 

[Grimmaviro]

((Uh, if anyone saw my previous comment, I just wanted to apoligize???.. I should've thought about that before typing/sending it, ha ha...... again, sorry for being kind of a dumb idiot, yikes))

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((*apologize))

 

[Lullaby]

...ok




oh nO




glitches!

 

[MapleSilver]

If you ever wonder why Astrid has a crib!
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Does she preserve them in formaldehyde or is she just constantly going to the store buying peaches to watch them rot in a crib?

 

[John Wick]

I wish I had taken a screeshot of this.

Norma: "On days like this, I just want to curl up and read my favorite book - Night of The Living Dead"

O_O

 

[Audrey Marie]

I'd make a statue of Whitney if I could 8')


Omg more than half of my villagers would say 'woof' when I used to have Goldie, it's pretty weird/funny!


LOL what is up with these villagers??? That's so creepy especially coming from a normal ;v;


THis just makes me love Goose even more <3


Aww I love it when they talk about random things with you out of the blue. I love it when normals come up to you and quiz you if you're gloomy, and they ask things like "What concerns you to the most?" with answers being "[insert a villager]'s jokes"


THAT CONVERSATION A+++ gotta love uchi villagers!

HOW DOES NINTENDO COME UP WITH THESE?????????

 

[AccfSally]

Repost since the last post disappeared..

Prince said this today.

 

[theravenboys]

???



I posted this one in the screenshot thread, but Old Lady Whitney cracks me up lol

 

[John Wick]

Crikey.

Rocco sounds like something from Hellraiser.

 

[Nenya]

Another one I hadn't heard before...







Hahaha!

 

[Nicole.]

Another one I hadn't heard before...

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Hahaha!

Chocolate pie soap? Lmao. Now, I would like to try that!

 

[John Wick]

Gotta LOVE Mathilda!

If only she had a better house exterior, I wouldn't have booted her out.

 

[Aromatic Ambrosia]

I didn't think to get a screenshot of this, as I was too busy laughing. One of my Jock villagers had a conversation with me out how he had done squats using a cucumber. Here, I'm gonna let you think about that for a second. I'm sorry,
I have a dirty mind. I found this to be the funniest thing ever. He seemed so enthusiastic and proud of himself. He then recommended that I try it too. No thank you.

 

[Nenya]

Thanks for admitting this, at least, Sparro.

 

[Nenya]

Well, I think this is pretty weird...it's why I like the uchis second best (after the crankys).







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