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[cIementine]

Niamh and Flake were walking together. Flake took a knife out of his hand (wait wat) and killed himself with it. Then Niamh screamed then laughed and then killed herself by eating too many oxo cubes raw THE END

Ew oxo cubes taste like fart wtf is wrong with u sis

 

[Cariad]

Ew oxo cubes taste like **** wtf is wrong with u sis

my hands smelled of oxo cubes it was the first thing I thought of

also don't swear

 

[cIementine]

my hands smelled of oxo cubes it was the first thing I thought of

also don't swear

ok that's fine as long as your hands smelled of it first.

and I SWEAR not to swear hehe.

Can I request a story about how we both have a pet fish together and then one day it transforms into magikarp and starts telling pun jokes please.

 

[Cariad]

ok that's fine as long as your hands smelled of it first.

and I SWEAR not to swear hehe.

Can I request a story about how we both have a pet fish together and then one day it transforms into magikarp and starts telling pun jokes please.

um ok have fun

you have to provide pun jokes but yes. please pm them then i wil write the story the title to the pm must be jellyfish taste of cats ok

- - - Post Merge - - -

yo one day niamh and marie had a goldfish and it lived in their basement where all of the rats were (they live in a mansion in slums ok) it was called nemo. (oh ya and those rats were like messed up) so one of the rats climbed the table and got into the fish tank and nemo ate a load of its dead skin on its feet (fish do that ok hav u not seen thos manicure places) all of a sudden the goldfish bcame magikarp and learned to talk. it looked at the rat and couldnt believe it had eaten its skin and he said 'this offishaly sucks' and got out of the fish bowl to flap and spit and do like a weird breakdance thing too then he realised that he never breakdances and said 'this is rly fishy oh my cod i should stop like im drowning in confusion' he was feeling a bit under the water. niamh and marie finished their fun times together and went to feed nemo and saw him lying there. he said 'get trout of here careful or ill batter u' then niamh battered him and his last words were 'this is rly shellfish you piece of ship'!!!


THE END

 

[cIementine]

um ok have fun

you have to provide pun jokes but yes. please pm them then i wil write the story the title to the pm must be jellyfish taste of cats ok

- - - Post Merge - - -

yo one day niamh and marie had a goldfish and it lived in their basement where all of the rats were (they live in a mansion in slums ok) it was called nemo. (oh ya and those rats were like messed up) so one of the rats climbed the table and got into the fish tank and nemo ate a load of its dead skin on its feet (fish do that ok hav u not seen thos manicure places) all of a sudden the goldfish bcame magikarp and learned to talk. it looked at the rat and couldnt believe it had eaten its skin and he said 'this offishaly sucks' and got out of the fish bowl to flap and spit and do like a weird breakdance thing too then he realised that he never breakdances and said 'this is rly fishy oh my cod i should stop like im drowning in confusion' he was feeling a bit under the water. niamh and marie finished their fun times together and went to feed nemo and saw him lying there. he said 'get trout of here careful or ill batter u' then niamh battered him and his last words were 'this is rly shellfish you piece of ship'!!!


THE END

omg I'm crying the beauty <3 So perfect you are like the Leonardo Decarprio* of the forums.

*fish pun lol

 

[Cariad]

omg I'm crying the beauty <3 So perfect you are like the Leonardo Decarprio* of the forums.

*fish pun lol

best pun 2k14

 

[cIementine]

best pun 2k14

Best pun 1k-20k