What Happens If You Microwave…? A forum game about microwaves

[Seastar]

The servers go down forever.

What happens if you microwave a laptop?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

It makes error noises as it melts in the microwave.

What happens if you microwave an explosion?

 

[Seastar]

Your house explodes.

What happens if you microwave a brick?

 

[MapleSilver]

The ground shakes. The brick begins to glow; first red, then blue, then a rainbow of every color, some you have never seen before. A powerful vortex surrounds the microwave, swirling at the speed of a tropical storm. A series of unseen instruments play an alien melody. Though you wish to run away, your legs do not obey. The microwave door slams open, creating a shock wave which breaks all the glass in your house. The brick is now levitating in your kitchen. "I have waited one hundred years for this moment. All I needed was a foolish squid to do my bidding," the brick speaks. "What kind of brick did I just microwave?" you think. "All bricks are imbued with a godlike sentience," the brick explains, "we just require a microwave to awaken our true selves." How did that brick read your mind? You speak, "That's rather convenient to this story. Well, it was nice talking to you." The brick begins to leave. "Bye," it says, levitating away.

What happens if you microwave a fork?

 

[Seastar]

Pearl has to eat mayonnaise with a spoon.

What happens if you microwave a spoon?

 

[Clock]

You get metal
What if you microwave Tetris?

 

[LongLee]

Blocks start building up from inside the microwave, while bending and melting the metal because the microwave wouldn't stop until it shuts down because the heat burnt down everything inside and partially outside. The blocks keep eventually going outside the microwave and build up in your house

What happens when you microwave a bean bag ?

 

[frogslime]

It goes snap, crackle, and c r o n c h.

What happens if you microwave a frog?
please don't

 

[14joe41]

It would ribbet then explode... Poor thing

What happens if you microwave a basketball?

 

[SinnerTheCat]

The basketball would become microwave shaped.

What happens if you microwave a bottle of water?

 

[LongLee]

The plastic becomes burnt and smells terrible, while it fuses with the water. The plate is too hot to pick up from the plastic melting at first so you’ll wait hours until it cools

What happens when your microwave your eyebrows ?

 

[Vitis]

Considering they're presumably attached your head explodes from the increase in pressure as the liquids and gases inside you expand.

What happens when you microwave a microwave that's microwaving a toaster?

 

[Clock]

You get the ashes of bread and the building as the toaster and microwave exploded
What if you microwave a cult?

 

[HavocSource]

The cult unravels in blood making a new ritual out of it
What happens if you microwave your graphic card?

 

[SinnerTheCat]

The graphic card melts and becomes unusable, so you need to buy a new one :c

What happens if you microwave a painting?

 

[Seastar]

It becomes haunted and Redd shows up wanting to buy it from you for 100 bells.

What happens if you microwave a TV?

 

[SinnerTheCat]

After taking it out, you discover that it turned itself on with some kind of a obscure show playing. The creatures there don't speak a language you know and they surely don't look human.

What happens if you microwave a bike?

 

[Jhine7]

The wheels become the new plate holder.

What happens if you microwave a couch?

 

[Midoriya]

The couch becomes sentient and sits on you, making it a “human potato”.

What happens if you microwave a Halloween costume?

 

[SinnerTheCat]

It becomes a smoking hot version of the halloween costume.

What happens if you microwave shorts?