What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done?

[Bowie]

In my case, it would be when I first got my New 3DS XL. It's a beautiful Happy Home Designer model, which I was told is only available in Europe and Japan, and I needed to get the SD card out so I could transfer some pictures, and I couldn't figure out for the life of me how to get the plate off. So, naturally, I looked online, and people advised me to use the stylus. Being the complete knob that I am, I assumed they meant on the screws, because I didn't know there was anything on the side, and in the end I just messed up the head of my stylus a little.

Will probably get a replacement stylus at some point, 'cause playing on my 3DS has just become a daily reminder of how much of an idiot I am. What dumb things have you guys done in your time?

 

[chaicow]

When I was 5 years old, I accidentally gave my parent's car keys to this random guy cuz I thought that he was my dad. I realized that it wasn't him so I took the keys back and ran away. I have no idea why my parents trusted their five year old child with their car keys but at least the car didn't get stolen.

 

[visibleghost]

not sure if it's ok to write mine here tbh but i'll just take a stupid but kinda funny thing i did that wasnt very bad lmao n defa nlt the dumbest

it was in the vhanging room after gym class n we shared the room with the other class that day for some reason. it was v crowded n yyeh. this was when i was maybe 11? i was taking my clothes out of my backpack, but a pair of clean underwear fell out and onto a girl i didnt know. she asked if it was mine, i panicked n said no n left. i didnt take the underwear with me hahahaha

it was rly obvious that it was mine and i only embarrassed myself further by lying tbh. anywayyys that's kinda funny looking back at it now, but i was so embarrassed when it happened.

 

[seliph]

I signed up to this forum called belltreeforums.com, what was I thinking

In all seriousness I don't have a good memory but just last year I worked at Party City during Halloween, and closer to Halloween all the employees were given balloons tied to their wrists so people could find us easier since it was always SUPER crowded. Me and this girl were in the front calling in the costumes and we were playing with our balloons (which everyone did 'cause holy **** you have a BALLOON in this hellhole) and I like... was holding mine low on the string and hitting it down and it'd come back to me and I'd hit it again (like those paddle ball thingies) and eventually it totally nailed some kid in the face and I saw my entire life flash before my eyes while simultaneously feeling my soul leave my body but thankfully everyone was like dying laughing including the kid omg

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Started talking to this guy who used to be my friend again... I should have just left it be, but NO I wanted to be nice... uhg

 

[Rasha]

I once dated a married guy. I don't know what I was thinking

 

[Alienfish]

Started talking to this guy who used to be my friend again... I should have just left it be, but NO I wanted to be nice... uhg

Yeah this shoulda just ignored **** for my part ugh. Not a guy but equal meh tbh

 

[Xara]

k so this is really stupid and sctually kinda pathetic but last year in march i had surgery to get my gallbladder taken out, so obviously afterwards i had bandages on my stomach/torso and stuff. i hate ripping bandages off but i needed to take them off in order to take a shower, since i wasn't allowed to get them wet. well, in order to try and avoid getting them wet, i stuck maxipads on them for projection and took my shower that way.

probably not the dumbest thing i've ever done, but thats all I can think of lol

 

[namiieco]

k so this is really stupid and sctually kinda pathetic but last year in march i had surgery to get my gallbladder taken out, so obviously afterwards i had bandages on my stomach/torso and stuff. i hate ripping bandages off but i needed to take them off in order to take a shower, since i wasn't allowed to get them wet. well, in order to try and avoid getting them wet, i stuck maxipads on them for projection and took my shower that way.

probably not the dumbest thing i've ever done, but thats all I can think of lol

lmao very creative. did it work tho?

 

[Xara]

lmao very creative. did it work tho?

lmao no..maxipads fell off within like 5 minutes x_x

 

[mogyay]

i actually once got stuck up a lamp post

 

[visibleghost]

i actually once got stuck up a lamp post

please tell the story behind this

 

[Alienfish]

please tell the story behind this

umm this please 0:^)

Also more silly but me and one of my cousins slid down a short slide(like those playground things) with those blue rubber mats you go downhill on snow with and like the slide was all blue rubber for years after that lol

 

[mogyay]

please tell the story behind this

there was this lamp-post in our neighborhood that was like really close against a wall and all the kids used to cling and slide down it and basically i was a little chub so when i tried i got stuck between the wall and the lamp post. i got really scared and basically froze and stayed wedged against the wall for about 45 mins until my friend's dad came who pushed me out. it was all v horrific tbh

 

[Alienfish]

there was this lamp-post in our neighborhood that was like really close against a wall and all the kids used to cling and slide down it and basically i was a little chub so when i tried i got stuck between the wall and the lamp post. i got really scared and basically froze and stayed wedged against the wall for about 45 mins until my friend's dad came who pushed me out. it was all v horrific tbh

dang i dont think i could get up one even if u could climb the wall ;; but dang glad u got help

 

[visibleghost]

there was this lamp-post in our neighborhood that was like really close against a wall and all the kids used to cling and slide down it and basically i was a little chub so when i tried i got stuck between the wall and the lamp post. i got really scared and basically froze and stayed wedged against the wall for about 45 mins until my friend's dad came who pushed me out. it was all v horrific tbh

oH MY GOd i feel really sorry for you )x how old were u?

 

[ibelleS]

One morning I was just really out of it and went into the kitchen for a drink and fainted right onto the open dishwasher, full of dirty dishes

Idk how I didn't get stabbed, or break anything. It's been years and the dishwasher still doesn't close right though. Once you push the door up you gotta push it really hard again until you hear a click :v

 

[cornimer]

When I was in elementary school I ruined the lock on my classroom door by sticking a staple in the keyhole. Why did I do that? I honestly don't know I think I was just bored. I couldn't give anyone a straight answer as to why I did it. And I was like the top student too so all of the teachers were like ???

 

[Irelia]

my cousin was vacuuming the house, and it was one of those small handheld ones, so my cousin was like

"hey would your hair stick up if I put the vacuum on top of your head"
and ofc I was like "yo that sounds cool, let's try it"

long story short, my hair got stuck in the vacuum and it was really tangled... so ... I got a haircut that day. 10 inches gone.
it hurt pretty bad too...

 

[jiny]

i had a crush on the rudest guy in 5th grade... why? idk