When I'm on a bus

[[Nook]]

-I sit somewhere I won't touch other people
-I sit somewhere where people can't look at me facing forward
-I try to read the nearest person's newpaper
-I try to avoid fat old people who have age spots

-When people are staring at me, I try to communicate with them telepathically to see if they are reading my mind and if they react

 

[Thunder]

I think i've done the last one a couple of times.

 

[[Nook]]

Everyone does.

Also...
-The mysterious man in the trenchcoat reading a newspaper is actually an undercover cop

 

[EpicGamer12]

I have honestly never been on a bus...
Other than the school bus.

 

[[Nook]]

I have honestly never been on a bus...
Other than the school bus.

Metro buses are fun.