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While the other gnomes explored the mystical chamber, Laid-back lagged behind. Debating whether or not he could manage to hoist himself up to explore that dark (but mildly interesting) void without a lot of effort, he was unaware of the grim (but short) future fate had in store for him if he managed to succeed....
Reliable Gnome: Well, it finally happened. Our trigger-happy lot got trapped in a place where everything screams booby-trapped... I think it's safe to say we won't be making it out of this one. Sprightly Gnome: So, should we touch it? ... I'm gonna touch it. Surprised Gnome: Are you SURE this isn't a bad idea? Rebel Gnome: Hey, just because it's a bad idea, doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
Sprightly gnome, kneeling: "The ground is shaking."
Passionate gnome: "Do I hear drums?"
Hungry gnome, checking the door: "We can't get out."
Surprised gnome, turning pale: "Pretty sure we're in the wrong story."
Hungry gnome: Is anything edible?
Reliable gnome: I think you can have a munch on this branch thing.
Passionate gnome: Stop it! We are meant to be here to save Grandpa gnome who has been turned to stone.
Rebel gnome: Stoned? I'll have some of that!
Oop didn't do round 3, which is fine. Couldn't think of anything. Anyways here's round 4:
Surpise & Hungry stare at the statue, one looking well surprised and the other wondering if it was edible.
Sprighty: ....No.
Rebel: Look, all I'm saying is that maybe if we awake whatever the heck this thing is, maybe they will thank us and send us home....and destroy the witch. If we're lucky.
Sprighty: I feel like we should just not touch ANYTHING or do ANYTHING - or eat anything here...
Laid back: Oh hey look guys, this might be a way out - I'll go first.