Who is the oldest looking villager?

Who is the oldest looking villager?


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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the criminal lack of Rizzo.
 
Sorry, Rizzo doesn't look that old. I would have mistook him for a lazy...

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And Lionel doesn't look that old either. He has white-ish hair, but that doesn't make that much of a difference.
 
Where is Lionel?! He looks like an aristocrat out of the regency era... by far the most geriatric based solely on appearance.

I get the whole Egyptian pharaoh thing with Ankha, but she just doesn't seem... old to me. Refined and elegant, but not old. :)
 
Lionel and Beardo seem pretty old to me. Don't know why they're classified as smug. Both should have been cranky.

Ankha strikes me as the exact opposite--the oldest by technicality, but eternally young and classy.
Actually, some snooties seem quite young to me. It baffles me when the game implies they're on the older side.
I can see Monique and Tiffany being older, but Willow? Francine? yeah no
 
Not sure, but because sometimes I'm a mean person I at least want to say that Claudia looks like washed-up tired post-menopause old lady still trying to look young and failing at it.
 
Gotta go with Ankha, she is ancient Egyptian after all (; Beardo does seem very awkwardly old, though. He creeps me out.
 
Beardo looks like 60 or something lol..... those sideburns and that moustache......
 
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