Why did the turkey cross the road

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[dragonflamez]

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SO IT COULD SNIFF PEOPLES SHOES

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[flabbergasted]

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[UltraByte]

Cause I told it to. DUH.

 

[ac1983fan]

well, my friends, it all started late last friday. It was a night much like tommorow night, except the entrance to the twilight zone wasn't open, and I wasn't there. A friend of a friend's freind's cousin's brother's mother-in law was there, and saw a turkey that was about to be killed for profit, because a $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bounty had been put on it. She distracted the hunters by streaking through the field, allowing the turkey to run away. It continued to run, crossing many roads, until it got to the safe turkey haven. THE END.

 

[KatzMotel]

To join with its chicken comrade.

Poultry of the world... unite!

 

[Gabby]

To got away from KFC.