Why didn't you do your homework?

Cuase when I took off to outer space, a astroid hit my ship and everything got sucked out
SO.. I lost my homework :] (luckly i had my seat belt on)
 
Because I am allergic to paper. If the homework was on the computer, than I'm allergic to electricity.
 
because i went outside while eating some bacon then i went store to pick up some some more bacon but the guy who was i front of me found a nickle so when he bended down to get it he farted on me which some how sended me to a new dimension were all homework gets destroyed by dancing pickles while fighting the evil taco soldiers who love doing homework, just before i could grab my homework i slipped from some pickle juice and broke my leg then ended up back in our dimension.
 
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