Contest Win 600 TBT - Funny Character Idea (Updated/Ending)

[DarkDesertFox]

So, on Soul Calibur 5 my sister and I make these characters in the custom creation and we ended up incorporating them into their own story. The problem is, I've been having trouble thinking of a funny character to make lately. That's why I'm hosting this contest! I'm looking for people to provide character ideas that you'd think would be funny. All you have to do is post the character's name and a description of what they'd look like.

Rules:

- Unlimited entries per person
- If you provide a mini backstory to the character and end up winning, you will receive an extra 100 TBT.
- Please be descriptive as far as appearance goes.
- I have the right to extend the contest one time by a week if there are not enough entries. Extended already!
- There will only be one winner!

Spoiler: Character Info (You do not have to look at this)

Spoiler: Main Characters

Spoiler: Character Bios

Eunuch
Status: Watchful Hero
When Eunuch was a boy, he was castrated by a mysterious man. Eunuch seeks to find the man who castrated him and get revenge. During his journey, he met his best friend, Cowboy, who seeks adventure and his dream ranch location. Together, the two help each other on their journey to fulfill one another’s goals. However, the man who castrated Eunuch, sent a robot named “Eunuchborg” to annihilate him. He is the main antagonist in Eunuch’s travels.

Cowboy’s Ex
Status: Antagonist
After Cowboy’s Ex’s big break up with Cowboy, he has sought vengeance against Cowboy and has extreme jealousy against Eunuch. He is the main antagonist in Cowboy’s journey. Despite his feeling of revenge toward Cowboy, he still feels he can save their relationship by forcing Cowboy to give him a second chance. A legend states that Cowboy’s Ex has a permanent red hand print on his butt from a night where Cowboy slapped it with great force.

Always a Kid
Status: Lost
Lost in the parking lot for 34 years has not done Always a Kid any good. He desperately struggles to find his way out of the parking lot and to his mother who has rumored to have left him there in the first place due to his lollipop addiction. Always a Kid carries around a lollipop that he’s savored all this time. He knows 3rd grade English level and hasn’t taken a shower or changed his clothes all this time. He is constantly fighting people to ask for directions with little luck.

Cowboy
Status: Legendary Cowboy
He is a homosexual cowboy who travels the world seeking adventure and a location for his future dream ranch. During his journey, Cowboy met his number one pal, Eunuch. He uses a whip to fight off malicious foes that pose a threat to those whom are innocent.

Cat Burglar
Status: Thief
A witty burglar who steals anything of his interest. He gets into mischief by frequently stealing from the royal castle and corrupt aristocrats. Using his claws, stealth, and skill, Cat Burglar is excellent at his profession. He enjoys tormenting and teasing his rival, Knightty. His pet cat accompanies him during most of his heists.

Weirded out yet? Good. Let's get started!

Disclaimer: These characters are meant to be silly and funny. They are not meant to poke fun of anything or anyone. Please do not take them seriously.

 

[Jacob]

Spoiler: 1st

King Bee (or queen bee)

leads a fleet of other warriors that call themselves the killer bees
the often find trouble with eunuch, cowboy or other protagonists

Wears striped yellow and black jacket and long black pants
has a stinger

Spoiler: 2nd

Daddy Long Legs

Another antagonist who is swift and lives in the forest
can team up with cat burgler

Very skinny and tall
wears a lot of brown

 

[axo]

Ooh fun.

Name: Bob
Age: 45
Appearance: Looks like a normal middle aged man, some grey hairs here an there, black, straight hair. Wears T-shirts with strange sayings on them.
Job: Stay at home dad by day, superhero by night
Superpower: Removing calories from junk food, helping kids with homework, making lame dad jokes.

 

[PeeBraiin]

Name: Dad
Age: 60
Appearance: Dad is your stereotypical white, American dad. He wears cargo shorts and socks with sandals. He also wears Polo shirts. His skin will forever be red due to the fact that he always forgets his sunscreen at home.
Job: speak about politics and root for the republican party.
Super power: being a priviledged white male.

 

[Miele]

Name: Squid
Age: any squid age
Appearance: it's a small blue squid that likes to wear a top hat and monocle
Job: it's a squid by day and by night, he's still a squid
Superpower: can throw ink and ink sacs at his enemies. When afraid, he hides in his top hat.

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Bump.

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Bump.

 

[zeoli]

Name: Mr Swirly
Age: 48
Description: really creepy old man. Wears overly small clothing clothing that looks like a little kid would wear. Carries a large porcelain toliet on his back.

Once upon a time, a boy was bullied and had his face stuffed in a toilet too many times. So much so that he actually got stuck in a toilet and went into a coma. He woke up 32 years later, his only memories being of his bullies and the swirlies he faced. With that in mind, he set out to return the favor 32 years later. After he conquered his bullies, he realized there were more kids like him...and more bullies in the world. With that sudden realization, he started to started on a quest to end bullying, one swirly at a time.

 

[yoshiskye1]

The name's Hoff.
Jack. N. Hoff
You got it? Read it again. Out loud. I'm sorry

Jack is just another teenage heartthrob. Joking. He's a slightly scary looking, painfully intelligent and somewhat annoyingly sanctimonious guy. He seems to be very narcissistic and prides himself in being "different" and "more mature" than those his age
He likes to dress for his personality. Smart, mature but very different. He may wear a jacket and perfectly creased black trousers, but he will accompany it with a bowler hat that wouldn't look out of place in a 1920s country club and a hideous yellow shirt. He will try to grow his pathetic 15 year old facial hair out and parade around his wispy moustache like it's an Olympic medal. But as much as he hates to admit it, Jack is very different from the persona he puts across. He has secretly gone and done what no respectable, mature, classy man would do. He's fallen head over heels for the school (not gonna say the word but it starts with an S). They've slept with almost everyone he can think of but they're the only one Jack can think of. And Jack spends many a day sat in his room contemplating his unrequited love and having *cough* fun *cough* inventing fantasies about his one true love. *tut* He can't believe that he has fallen into the hold of such childish thoughts and actions. And if he wasn't a disgrace enough to the Victorian values he so admired
His one true love was another boy

Disclaimer: that isn't intended to be homophobic in any way I myself qualify as LGBTQA so this is just poking some fun at the characters moral values. Also that was totally ridiculous and I am sorry for anyone who reads it XD

 

[Jamborenium]

name: Brick
Status: Brick
age: Brick
Love interest: Brick
Sexuality: Brick
It's a brick

((sorry just ignore this one lol))​

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Name: Mr Swirly
Age: 48
Description: really creepy old man. Wears overly small clothing clothing that looks like a little kid would wear. Carries a large porcelain toliet on his back.

Once upon a time, a boy was bullied and had his face stuffed in a toilet too many times. So much so that he actually got stuck in a toilet and went into a coma. He woke up 32 years later, his only memories being of his bullies and the swirlies he faced. With that in mind, he set out to return the favor 32 years later. After he conquered his bullies, he realized there were more kids like him...and more bullies in the world. With that sudden realization, he started to started on a quest to end bullying, one swirly at a time.

THIS! This is the kind of humor I'm looking for.

Bumping this up. I'm surprised there's not more responses. Maybe I should bump up the award. All you guys have to do is write a character name and what they look like. It's super easy.

 

[Kuroh]

Bump!!

 

[Dae Min]

Bumping for my bae~

I love you, sweetie! <3

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Bumping for my bae~

I love you, sweetie! <3

I love you too <3

Bump!

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Bumpumpump

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Bump. You don't need to read the bios or anything. I just added those there to create some brainstorming sparks.

 

[Kuroh]

Bump from Catburglar <3

There are a lot of creative people here on Bell Tree, I'm surprised more of you guys haven't entered yet ;n; It would be a fun way to earn some tbt!!

 

[iamnothyper]

Name: Tetri Block
Age: 28
Description: Tetri is your typical not-a-teenager-anymore deadbeat living in his mother's basement. Tetri gets jittery if he does not see a tetris block for 10 minutes and starts breaking out in cold sweat if he has not touched a joystick in an hour. To remedy this he carries around a tetris block leggo and a portable joystick to soothe his withdrawals. The worst part is, he sucks. He sucks so bad. And so, Tetri embarks on a mission to improve his tetris skills. IDK.

idk, this is lame. i may change later. didn't have time to think this out clearly.

 

[DarkDesertFox]

Name: Tetri Block
Age: 28
Description: Tetri is your typical not-a-teenager-anymore deadbeat living in his mother's basement. Tetri gets jittery if he does not see a tetris block for 10 minutes and starts breaking out in cold sweat if he has not touched a joystick in an hour. To remedy this he carries around a tetris block leggo and a portable joystick to soothe his withdrawals. The worst part is, he sucks. He sucks so bad. And so, Tetri embarks on a mission to improve his tetris skills. IDK.

idk, this is lame. i may change later. didn't have time to think this out clearly.

LOL! I could imagine putting Tetris blocks in front of his face and when his equipment breaks I can mod it so only the joystick is left and he goes berserk.

 

[DarkDesertFox]

I feel like I could get more entries since I'm handing out 600 TBT (probably 700 since everyone wrote a back story). So I'm using the one rule to extend this by one week.