Ok, thanks
*gets a phone call*
Me: *imitates Justin Bieber's voice* Hello?
Fan: OMG, HE ANSWERED, HE ANSWERED! MOM, I'M HAVING A PHONE CALL WITH JUSTIN BIEBER!
...Justin, I just want to say that I'm a HUGE fan, and that you're one of my favorite celebs ever!
Me: ...21
*hangs up*
Ok, thanks
*gets a phone call*
Me: *imitates Justin Bieber's voice* Hello?
Fan: OMG, HE ANSWERED, HE ANSWERED! MOM, I'M HAVING A PHONE CALL WITH JUSTIN BIEBER!
...Mr. Bieber, I just want to say that I'm a HUGE fan, and that you're one of my favorite celebs ever!
Me: ...21
*hangs up*
* hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
* calls her to troll her*