Wrong answers only !!

[Balverine]

The baking aisle at your local grocery store.

What's currently the rarest gemstone in the world?

 

[Bruscoe]

Minecraft Diamonds.

Which game defined the "Battle Royale" genre?

 

[Balverine]

Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights

Why does my cat like cheese so much?

 

[-Blue-]

Because the smell reminds him of you.

How to make grilled cheese?

 

[Yoshi155]

Step 1: buy a grill and put a lot of slices of cheese on it, then turn it on until the cheese is completely cooked
Step 2: …
Step 3: grilled cheese!

What’s an easy way to run faster?

 

[-Blue-]

Grease your shoes with tons and tons of grease/lard. That way you have to really move those legs really fast so you don't slip and fall.

Protect me from the harmful sun uv rays?

 

[ChipsWithDinoNuggies]

Don't wear any clothes or sunscreen, because it will reach a point where your skin will absorb the light

What's a foolproof way to assure that any criminal can't get into your home?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Tell the criminal that your name is Debbie. Everyone knows that criminals hate people named Debbie.

Where can I find a blue raspberry slushie?

 

[Bruscoe]

Near the top of Mount Everest. The blue comes from that region's extremely cold temperatures causing the white snow to turn blue. None of the rangers want you to know about it.

Why is Robbie Rotten number one?

 

[Balverine]

Because all the other numbers were taken by Stingy

What's the most popular ice cream flavor in the world?

 

[ShadowLelouch97]

Ice Cube flavor!

Why do I have nightmares?

 

[Bruscoe]

Because your brain wants you to suffer.

Who plays the Terminator?

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Avril Lavigne.

Who is the user above me?

 

[ShadowLelouch97]

There is no user above you.

How can I save money?

 

[Bruscoe]

Always catch it when it’s falling. You don’t want it to get hurt.
(by the way guys this game is for wrong answers to trivia-like questions; that other thread is for bad life advice)

Why did she buy a “stairway to heaven”?

 

[Yoshi155]

To meet her friend so she could get a ticket for free candy.

How many trees are there on Earth?

 

[VernalLapin]

Just one really big one. They’re all connected underground.

How do I become good at dancing?

 

[Shellzilla_515]

Break your legs! Being in pain makes you look flashy.

How many arms does a human have?

 

[-Blue-]

4. Two of them fall off before your first birthday though. No one tells you or makes a big deal out of it because then you would freak out and cry.

How hot is the sun?

 

[Bruscoe]

Apparently hot enough for it to need sunglasses.

Finish the lyric: "I'm just a ______ boy, I don't need no ______."