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Trick question. We all know solar eclipses aren’t real.
What is the most common Mario Kart vehicle?
Kirby's Star.
Why did the Virtual Boy fail?
around 4 am
when is the next animal crossing game?
Tomorrow.
Who is Homer Simpson's overly-religious and way-too-kind neighbor?
Barney Gumble.
What is the name of the first Animal Crossing game?
The Japan-exclusive Pokémon Forest . Later changed to Animal Crossing as you can't actually fight in that game.
Why did Shrek go to save Princess Fiona?
He went to save her, because she accidentally fell in quick sand.
Where does SpongeBob SquarePants work at?
i can be a werewolf if you want me to
Red Lobster
what is a gar?
A gaming arcade that serves alcohol.
How do you win at Pac-Man?
You keep moving in one direction. Don’t ever change directions. Eventually, Pac-Man stops warping to the other side of the screen and is taken to a new secret area.
How do you find Shifting Sand Land?
I bonked into every wall in Peach’s castle’s basement until I entered it.
How old is Animal Crossing New Leaf?
1,034 years old.
Who’s in my profile picture right now?
Santa's Little Helper.
How come only humans can speak comprehensible languages?
Trying to be more active here.
Squirrels, crustaceans, corvids, mushrooms, and lizards have all been reported to speak comprehensible languages, which has been known for almost 35 years. Whatever source you're getting this from must be outdated.
What is the definition of a pangram?
A cooking pan that weighs only a gram. Wow, that's really light! It's frequently used to heat up food in ovens very quickly.
Why did Nintendo name their first 3D console the "Ninendo 64"?
one heart shaped braincell
They’d been keeping it a secret for 64 years.
Why do trees live so long?
They take lots of herbal supplements.
Why do leaves on trees turn different colors in the fall, then fall off during winter?
Because the sun becomes super cold depending on the season
Why did Nintendo not put enough content into New Horizons on launch?
They tried to create a story, and didn't want time travelers to find out before everyone else. When the storywriters couldn't figure out how to add it on, it was scrapped entirely and they just decided to put in the usual holidays they were going to add later instead.
Why did Nintendo name it the Wii U?
one heart shaped braincell
They wanted to honor the staff members who worked in an ambulance.
Why do we blink?