yo mama jokes

[cori]

one of my yo mama jokes:yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bed store and slept on the floor

 

[kalinn]

Ron and I are masters at yo momma jokes.

 

[cori]

Ron and I are masters at yo momma jokes.

tell me your fav yo mama joke

 

[muffun]

Ron and I are masters at yo momma jokes.

ogod I remember that


Your mother is so poor when I asked what was for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said corn.

 

[cori]

yo mama so fat when she stepped in the road and i tryed to srurve around her and i ran out of gas

 

[cori]

Ron and I are masters at yo momma jokes.

ogod I remember that


Your mother is so poor when I asked what was for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said corn.

yo mama so poor i asked her what was for dinner and she said nodels and i looked down and my shoe laces where gone

 

[Gnome]

Your mother is so stupid she forgot the rest of this joke.

badum-tsss

 

[cori]

yo mama so old when i told her to act her age she died

 

[Psychonaut]

your mother is so old, she invented this joke.

you see what i did there?

 

[Lisathegreat!]

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE ATE A BATTERY AND SAID "I GOT THE POWER!"

boom

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so stoned, she thought she was your daughter.

 

[cori]

LOL nice

 

[cori]

yo mama so fat she triped on 2nd ave.and landed on 12th :gyroidcircle:

 

[Yokie]

yo mama so fat she get cheats for WiiFit yao!

 

[cori]

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[cori]

yo mama so gresy that whne she tried to slide to secound base she ended up in China

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so fat, she uses a boomerang to put on her belt

 

[Colour Bandit]

Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the internet, she's world wide.
Yo mama's so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said no profesionals.
Yo mama's so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.
:glasses:

 

[cori]

yo mama so stupid she tripped over and cordless phone yo mama so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle yo mama so fat her milkshake brings all the planets to the yard

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so hungry she wants to eat food