yo mama jokes

[Psychonaut]

Don't mean to be a big loser here.

But all these jokes aren't even funny.

were they ever?

yo mama's so gullible she thinks we're complimenting her

 

[williamd]

@Kaleb we know this was probly made to see how many people even care about these jokes let alone see if there funny.

 

[Rocketman]

Don't mean to be a big loser here.

But all these jokes aren't even funny.

were they ever?

yo mama's so gullible she thinks we're complimenting her

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!


HAA!


<small><small>Wut</small></small>

 

[Bacon Boy]

Don't mean to be a big loser here.

But all these jokes aren't even funny.

I agree. I've always found them to be a bit idiotic, IMO.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so tone-deaf, she thinks the vuvuzela is beautiful music

 

[Mr. L]

Don't mean to be a big loser here.

But all these jokes aren't even funny.

Agreed.

 

[Elliot]

Your momma is so fat. She's fat.

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the internet is like a dump truck

 

[fitzy]

Yo momma's so fat..after having se x with her I rolled over twice and was still on top of her

 

[Psychonaut]

yo mama's so fat, i thought she was a water bed

 

[BeatlesFan789]

Yo mammas so fat she fell off both sides of the bed

 

[Ron Swanson]

Yo momma's so fat that she couldn't even fit in a black hole.

 

[Gnome]

ITT: People saying that they always found "you mama" jokes stupid although probably used them when they were new.

 

[Bacon Boy]

ITT: People saying that they always found "you mama" jokes stupid although probably used them when they were new.

*some people

 

[KoolKitteh]

yo momma is so fat she has her own ringtone Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle
yo momma is so fat when a whale saw her the whale started singing "we are family!"
yo momma is so fat you have to take a train and two buses just to get on heer good side

yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo momma is so stupid she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
yo momma is so stupid she she therw a rock at the ground and missed

yo momma is so ugly she makes onions cry
yo momma is so ugly they are gonna move halloween to her birthday

 

[Zangy]

your mother is so fat, the distance between the clipping planes to enclose her bounding box causes GL display artifacts in maya

 

[ACCFDude1]

yo moma so fat she tripped on the empire state building and fell at the Titanic's wreck spot!

 

[cori]

yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles cars slow down

 

[cori]

yo mama's so fat, i thought she was a water bed

yo mama so fat when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the ocean

 

[cori]

yo mama so fat she walked in a resterant and looked at the menu and said "ok"