No, you, hands-down, have the best internet connection on this website. You do not realise how ground-breaking it is having that spade not spin for a second before digging a hole. For some reason I get a great connection with other countries... except Australia, eugh!
You've made amazing progress with English since Wild World. I had to spend five years learning French yet still know barely anything in it as they always teach stupid phrases like "I have eyes and I have green hair" rather than helpful stuff like "I'm lost. Help!" That, or the fact that it just seemed like a really pointless exercise and that Spanish always worked its way into the phrases... not that Spanish was any better.