1000 ways to get Senpai to notice you

[mintellect]

Similar to the "1000 ways to get kicked out of Walmart" thread, except now we're coming up with ways for Senpai to notice you!
Let's see if we can get to 1000!

Ready... GO!

 

[Alienfish]

Sit on top of them and give them massage.

 

[Jacob]

Don't dress all nice for them.

In fact, don't get dressed at all!

 

[piichinu]

By making this thread

But not in a good way

 

[riummi]

get rid of all other girls that may distract senpai <3

 

[Hatori]

Throw your shoe at them to grab their attention first, and then yell "NOTICE ME, SENPAI!" and then run away.

I'm sure they must have noticed you then.

 

[Araie]

Stalk senpai under senpai's desk, and just keep whispering "NOTICE ME SENPAI..".. I think they'll catch on at one point.

Dang, what's wrong with me..?

 

[Bloobloop]

Follow them home and wait until they fall asleep. Sleep with them until next morning.

 

[riummi]

confess to senpai your eternal love with a classic love letter

 

[Vizionari]

stare at senpai dreamily and wait until he notices

 

[Hatori]

Run to their house with a piece of toast in your mouth and invite them to walk with you to school together

Same thing for after school, except gift them a drink this time and then confess your love for them and how it will seep into their soul and they will never forget you. Proceed to sniff them and take their shoe while you're at it (as you forgot to pick up your shoe from before).

And then await your blossoming friendship turn into love.

 

[kyoko xo]

Get in front of Senpai and whisper "notice me senpai..." and I am pretty sure they will notice you, especially if you're breathing on senpais face

 

[Damniel]

Say shrek is love shrek is life, and then senpai will be in your room.




Senpai is Shrek.

 

[Hatori]

Say shrek is love shrek is life, and then senpai will be in your room.




Senpai is Shrek.

Pray to Shrek every night before bed

Shrek is Senpai

You are praying to Senpai

Senpai will hear your words

He will notice you then.

/I'm out

 

[Albuns]

Compliment senpai~

 

[Raffy]

take his toothbrush and lick it at night

 

[tybalt_cake]

Kill all those mother****ers who want senpai

 

[Damniel]

Pray to Shrek every night before bed

Shrek is Senpai

You are praying to Senpai

Senpai will hear your words

He will notice you then.

/I'm out

Senpai won't just be noticing you.. he will be sharing his love with you.

 

[riummi]

Kill all those mother****ers who want senpai

i did that already <3

 

[Mink]

Don't notice senpai at all, I'm a kuudere who needs him eventually he'll come to me