101 things to do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

[coffeebean!]

52. Bomb Wal-Mart

ololol

 

[Elliot]

52. Bomb Wal-Mart

ololol

Now you have to bomb the other Wal-Marts :O

 

[Entei Slider]

53.Run around yelling.
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILD FIRES.
In the log section

 

[The Sign Painter]

54. Going to the register and asking how much each Snickers Bar in one of those big display boxes is, then after doing that, decide to get Skittles instead

 

[Vooloo]

55. Rip a bike off the restraints in the toy section and ride around in it, screaming
"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE!"

 

[The Sign Painter]

55. Rip a bike off the restraints in the toy section and ride around in it, screaming
"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE!"

I can see myself doing that on Dec 21, 2012 or whatever

 

[muffun]

56. Hide inside those jumbo shampoo bottles.

 

[juju246]

57. (me and my friend did this) get some 7 year old mad and have him chase you around the store with a plastic bag full of god knows what

 

[juju246]

58. ask how much the ipods cost the ask about the zens and then about the MP3's and in the end get a Popsicle!

 

[Lord Yuan]

59. Wear robres with satanic symbols on them and then go around handing out flyers to random people telling them to send their babies to my house.

 

[djman900]

60. Get laid

 

[Lord Yuan]

61 Fishing

 

[John102]

62. Set the alarm clocks to all go off at 5 minute intervals.

 

[Lord Yuan]

63 Become a greeter there, push customers down and ask them if they want to sue me.

 

[John102]

Abuse the smiley face stickers.

 

[Lord Yuan]

64 Become a greeter and they say there is a fire inside to everybody that tries to get in

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

65. Walk into the store wearing with chocolate smothered on your face, some black wool as a beard, towel on your head, wearing a robe, Fake bomb jacket made with empty toilet rolls and Pipe cleaners and talk gibberish at the top of your voice

 

[Elliot]

101. Kick the manager, Easy at that.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Talk about how better that French Department store Target is.

 

[Lord Yuan]

68. Become an greeter, wear a trench coat and pretend to expose myself to people as they enter.