101 things to do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

69. Flash behind the Fruit and Veg

 

[Lord Yuan]

70. Harass workers about their personal lives, make sheep noises, shout that in 2012 we will all die, then force them to give me a job application.

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

70. Harass workers about their personal lives, make sheep noises, shout that in 2012 we will all die, then force them to give me a job application.

Hired as manager

 

[lightningbolt]

71. Set fire to the Barbies

 

[Lord Yuan]

70. Harass workers about their personal lives, make sheep noises, shout that in 2012 we will all die, then force them to give me a job application.

Hired as manager

Hell yes


72. Close all the toilet doors climb into different stalls and lock them all from the inside and use the middle urinal.

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

73.Take a pee on the now less then fresh fruit and veg
74. Go to the Microwave bit and put ALL the plastic dolls and action figures in them and turn them on xD

 

[Lord Yuan]

73.Take a pee on the now less then fresh fruit and veg
74. Go to the Microwave bit and put ALL the plastic dolls and action figures in them and turn them on xD

75. and try and buy some and complain that somebody urinated on them

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

73.Take a pee on the now less then fresh fruit and veg
74. Go to the Microwave bit and put ALL the plastic dolls and action figures in them and turn them on xD

75. and try and buy some and complain that somebody urinated on them

76. Pee on the checkout girl who saw you do it when she refuses

 

[Lord Yuan]

73.Take a pee on the now less then fresh fruit and veg
74. Go to the Microwave bit and put ALL the plastic dolls and action figures in them and turn them on xD

75. and try and buy some and complain that somebody urinated on them

76. Pee on the checkout girl who saw you do it when she refuses

77. Make love to her with her consent right after

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

73.Take a pee on the now less then fresh fruit and veg
74. Go to the Microwave bit and put ALL the plastic dolls and action figures in them and turn them on xD

75. and try and buy some and complain that somebody urinated on them

76. Pee on the checkout girl who saw you do it when she refuses

77. Make love to her with her consent right after

78. Get the nerdy Shelf assitant to join in

 

[Lord Yuan]

73.Take a pee on the now less then fresh fruit and veg
74. Go to the Microwave bit and put ALL the plastic dolls and action figures in them and turn them on xD

75. and try and buy some and complain that somebody urinated on them

76. Pee on the checkout girl who saw you do it when she refuses

77. Make love to her with her consent right after

78. Get the nerdy Shelf assitant to join in

79. then murder them and wear their skin

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

76. Pee on the checkout girl who saw you do it when she refuses

77. Make love to her with her consent right after

78. Get the nerdy Shelf assitant to join in

79. then murder them and wear their skin

78. A. Put on a Hannibal Lector voice during the above

 

[Lord Yuan]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

77. Make love to her with her consent right after

78. Get the nerdy Shelf assitant to join in

79. then murder them and wear their skin

78. A. Put on a Hannibal Lector voice during the above

79 after this then try and page the government and ask them to change your name to buffalo bill

 

[Ricano]

You people belong in an asylum

80. Rock out in the Music section

 

[Lord Yuan]

thank you!

81. Take things out of peoples baskets and say thank you

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

78. Get the nerdy Shelf assitant to join in

79. then murder them and wear their skin

78. A. Put on a Hannibal Lector voice during the above

79 after this then try and page the government and ask them to change your name to buffalo bill

82. Break out of high Security then go back to peeing on the fruit and veg

 

[lightningbolt]

81. Sleep in the Potatoes

 

[Elliot]

83. Rape them.

 

[Lord Yuan]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

79. then murder them and wear their skin

78. A. Put on a Hannibal Lector voice during the above

79 after this then try and page the government and ask them to change your name to buffalo bill

81. Break out of high Security then go back to peeing on the fruit and veg

85. As the po po tries to escort you out ask for your a job application that they are required to give you by law

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

83. Bomb it