101 things to do to get kicked out of Wal-Mart

[Liv]

Oh yeah, nothing changed.

86. Have a tea party with all of the stuffed animals and dolls.

 

[Elliot]

83. Bomb it

Thats coffee's idea :[

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

78. A. Put on a Hannibal Lector voice during the above

79 after this then try and page the government and ask them to change your name to buffalo bill

81. Break out of high Security then go back to peeing on the fruit and veg

85. As the po po tries to escort you out ask for your a job application that they are required to give you by law

Pee off the rood singing 'Oh Canada'

 

[lightningbolt]

87. Play the games in the electronics section until you beat the whole game

 

[Lord Yuan]

88. Try and tape the those half-doors that lead behind counters and then claim that you will rob the place because they are all trapped

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

85. Go to the managers office when hes gone and plant a fake bomb, when he enters lock the door so he is scared. (the bomb is one which explodes crap everywhere btw) then when it goes BOOM! open it to the entire store laughing

 

[Lord Yuan]

90. Argue with invisible people in the check out and then fight them

 

[Neko Yuki Pyrozanryu]

Fight Midgets

 

[lightningbolt]

92. Stand in the middle of the store all day until it closes

 

[djman900]

Make it so lord Yuan doesnt have half the posts in this topic

 

[lightningbolt]

94. Toss every bad Dvd over your shoulder

 

[muffun]

95. Take a crap in the rubber gloves.

 

[Ron Ronaldo]

96. Ask if they have Battletoads for the XBox 360... and keep asking coming back with very flimsy disguises.

 

[lightningbolt]

97. Spend endless hours talking to the customers

 

[The Sign Painter]

98. Fishing hook+Bullet+Pistol= BAD IDEA

 

[Lord Yuan]

99. Try and hand out copies of Mien Kampf at the entrance

 

[lightningbolt]

100. Yell "TWILIGHT WUZ DA BEST MOVIE EVAH!"

 

[Vooloo]

101 Throw a party without the manager's consent!

 

[Resonate]

102. Set off all the talking greeting cards all at once and run around the store with them all in your shopping cart

 

[Lord Yuan]

103. Go Spelunking