2 Sentence Horror Story - Daily Challenge #2

Ok guys, some of you are doing this all wrong. The 2 sentences stories has to be horror not Keemstar joining youtube, a guy dying from eating, or even about content on the forums. Just because it's scary to you, doesn't mean it's horror. Then you should get off the forums for a bit, it's safer (since the forum content is scary). c:

Probably because as Keemy said:
"You are an uncivilized afro-american"

that's the scarier part of his story
 
I made a funny post on a thread in the Brewsters Caf?. To everyone's horror, OP doesn't know how to take a joke.
 
Hello drama alert nation. its your killer host KEEMSTAR, AND LETS GET RITE INTO THE NEWS!

Terrifying.
 
Come meet me at Kings Cross station! Make sure to stay safe and bring a friend :)
 
I thought of posting something clever, so I finally had a good one and was about to post it. But everything changed...when the fire nation attacked.
 
My only friend is named Emily Rye and I talk to her everyday in the park next to my house. One day, when I visited my grandfather's grave, the grave right behind his had a name inscribed on it: Emily Rye 1900-1917.
 
Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night, Princess Princessa of Princessland met a girl named Princessa That-Ain't-Princess-of-Princessland-or-Any-Other-Place in a graveyard and became friends. Then one day she went to that same graveyard on June 13, 1563 (they met on June 22, 1562) and Princessa of Princessland saw a grave that said...

|-----------------------------------Wu Quan-----------------------------------|
| A.K.A Princessa That-Ain't-Princess-of-Princessland-or-Any-Other-Place|
|-----------------April 30, 426 CE - December 25, 507 CE------------------|

...Princessa of Princessland then made an medieval website called...
dont-trust-anyone-you-meet-in-a-graveyard-on-a-dark-and-stormy-night.gov.pr on June 14, 1563 at 3:01 AM, exactly 1 day later she killed herself by making her own grave then placing it then burying herself in a hole in front of it.
 
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