A Million Dollars, BUT

[Enxssi]

well, i wont remember most of them, so thanks, free money yay
1mil but your most prized possessions are set on fire

 

[lieryl]

sure i could just buy new ones lol

a million dollars but you can never have another pet

 

[Clock]

Oh it’s fine, I’ll take it
A million dollars, but you cannot talk anymore

 

[Seastar]

That sounds too frustrating for me. Nah.

A million dollars but you become deathly allergic to your favorite food.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills, i’ll take it
One million but all the money you don’t spend in a week turn into long tailed ****, so you either have more money or more cute birds

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Oh wow it censored that part of the name, understandable tbh

 

[Enxssi]

The cute birds are invading. I have to stay strong
1mil but you keep trying to spend it all on microtransacations

 

[Seastar]

Huh, that sounds nothing like me. Am I forced to? If so, no thanks.

A million dollars but you can only spend it in your least favorite store.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Least favorite does necessarily mean bad, so Walmart isn’t too bad

One million dollars but every week you have a terrible nightmare, the kind where you wake up sweating, panting, in shock, yada yada

 

[axaniao]

Absolutely not, torture

1 mil dollars but you can never see your family again

 

[Clock]

Nope sorry, it’s the worst.
Million dollars but you cannot have life insurance for the rest of your life.

 

[myow]

i mean, i never really thought about getting life insurance & hopefully I'd have some money leftover from the million anyway when I died in case I had like anyone to take care of at that point, so yes i guess idk


a million dollars but every pillow in the world whispers to you all the time... so like, when you sleep your pillows are whispering to you. and no you can't just take the pillows off your bed or sleep somewhere else all the time.

 

[Seastar]

Nooope.

A million dollars but humans no longer understand you. Only animals do.

 

[Darkesque_]

Yes please lol
Humans already do not understand me :/

A million dollars but you never play an Animal Crossing game anymore

 

[Clock]

No that is painful to do that.
A million dollars, but you will never get a peaceful sleep forever

 

[Darkesque_]

Nooooope I wants sleep lmaooo

A million dollars but you will get coronavirus

 

[lieryl]

money and some eternal rest? ill take it lmao

a million dollars but a singing church choir follows you everywhere you go

 

[Clock]

No thanks, it’s going to haunt me not in an offensive way
A million dollars but, your privacy will always be invaded everyday

 

[Seastar]

No no no no.

A million dollars but all of your accounts get hacked into constantly.

 

[Xara]

absolutely not

a million dollars but all your toenails fall off

 

[Clock]

Yikes, my toes will hurt more now so no
A million dollars, but you will only spend it in the 99 cent store