A Million Dollars, BUT

[lieryl]

please i’m lonely

a million dollars but you gotta eat three ghost peppers a week

 

[Clock]

That’s fine, I like spicy food so I’ll just bring milk
A million dollars, but your chances of being caught increases as you don’t spend your money.

 

[Xara]

c-caught by wHO?

a million dollars but you can’t spend it or give it away

 

[lieryl]

i gain nothing from that but i also lose nothing lol sure

a million dollars but you never ever know what time it is

 

[Seastar]

That sounds like a nightmare, so no.

A million dollars but you lose the ability to move your body.

 

[Clock]

No thanks
A million dollars, but you have to live in extreme hot or cold.

 

[moonolotl]

I could probably live in extreme cold as long as im allowed stuff like heaters and warm jackets

A million dollars but you can never play animal crossing again

 

[LuvDolphin]

I would take it! But I think I would get bored for a bit


You get a million dollars but you become invisible to your family forever

 

[Seastar]

Noooooo

A million dollars but you lose your arms.

 

[Clock]

Nope, that is just scary.
A million dollars but you can only spend it on donations or charity.

 

[lieryl]

sounds great to me ;0

a million dollars but you can only spend it when you’re 87

 

[Alolan_Apples]

I don’t mind waiting.

A million dollars, but it can’t be spent on entertainment

 

[myow]

deal

a million dollars but you accidentally poop every time you sneeze.

 

[frogslime]

I couldn't handle it.

A million dollars but you can only date your sleep paralysis demon.

 

[myow]

ugh I've actually had sleep paralysis nty times a million I hate that sh**

a million dollars but your phone and computer have eyes and they look back at you when you use them....direct eye contact every time

 

[Clock]

That’s just disturbing, lol.
A million dollars, but your plumbing becomes so clogged, your house might flood.

 

[Irish9474]

well, im might take it and just build a fancy outhouse that can handle the flooding and pay people to deal with it as needed XD

a million dollars, but you have to live in a neighborhood with all of your most hated animal crossing villagers, no pitfall seeds work on them and they nag you every time you're outside of your house

 

[Seastar]

No thanks.

A million dollars but you have to listen to your least favorite song twice a day for the rest of your life.

 

[Clock]

I’ll just take it, it might be a good thing.
A million dollars, but everything you touch turns to stone

 

[Darkesque_]

Nooo I don't want to be an off-brand Midas

A million dollars, but you will never find true love