A Million Dollars, BUT

[Joshua_DaPro]

Ok.

A million dollars BUT you will not have any internet connection anymore (includes mobile data)

 

[Clock]

No thank you
Million dollars, but you get a terrible job

 

[Seastar]

Please not that.

A million dollars, but you can't speak anymore.

 

[Clock]

Never again
Million dollars, but your favorite character dislikes you now

 

[Seastar]

They're not real, though. So do I take the money? Maybe...

A million dollars but you lose a random object that is important to you.

 

[Clock]

Nope
Million dollars, but you have to pay more when you spend with that money

 

[DarthGohan1]

sounds like a good deal to me

a million dollars but you can never play video games again

 

[Dawnpiplup]

**** no.

A million dollars, but you have to do all of my college coursework for this Fall.

 

[DarthGohan1]

1000% yes for that one

1 million dollars but all of your games save files are erased

 

[Seastar]

Nope nope nope. I cannot handle that. Especially Pokemon, Animal Crossing, etc.

A million dollars but you get aching pains for a week.

 

[MapleSilver]

Sure, I'll tolerate a week of pain for that amount of money.

A million dollars but for the rest of your life, somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

 

[DarthGohan1]

only if its darkwing duck

1 million dollars but you can never celebrate any holiday again

 

[Clock]

Nope
Million dollars, but you cannot go to your favorite restaurant anymore

 

[Ghost Of Mascevanje]

Deal!

A million dollars but you have to work in "crime scene clean-up" for 1 year.

 

[Midoriya]

I’ll do it.

A million dollars, but you have to end every sentence you ever speak or type with the words “oh yeah”.

 

[Mezzanine]

Deleted

 

[Midoriya]

Sure thing, protein is good.

A million dollars, but you have to binge every episode of Rick and Morty from beginning to end in Spanish.

 

[Dracule]

AHA, jokes on you, but I like Rick and Morty and need to get better at Spanish anyway. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A million dollars, but you have to honestly rate each friend in your friend group from best to worst.

 

[hakutaku]

Deal lol, I have like 3 friends anyway

A million dollars but you're only allowed to buy clothes with it

 

[SmoochsPLH]

Hmmmm...yeah sure I like clothes lol

A million dollars, but whenever you watch anything you can't use headphones and it has to be on 100% volume.