A Million Dollars, BUT

[Mr.Fox]

Probably one of the hardest nos I've given in this thread.

A million dollars but all your teeth are constantly loose but they don't fall out.

 

[SkyKnight03]

I'm a food junkie and that would get in the way of one of my favorite things. Eating.

A million dollars but you are constantly hunted by an unkillable angry skunk.

 

[Ghost Of Mascevanje]

Alright then!

A million dollars but you must first find a way to kill the unkillable angry skunk.

 

[-Blue-]

How is it unkillable? Does it regenerate or is it just impervious to everything? Best I can do is send it in the sun for you or throw it in a blackhole. It might not die, but it's not going to be the same.

Either way, neither of us get our million smackers.

A million dollars, but you have to eat your meals in reverse. So breakfast is what you would have for dinner and dinner is what you would have for breakfast.

 

[Zinnia.]

Sounds good to me. I don't always eat breakfast foods at breakfast and such so it doesn't sound like much would change anyway.

A million dollars but you have to take at least one picture of a bird in the wild everyday for the rest of your life. You also can't photograph any species that you saw the previous week.

 

[SkyKnight03]

My mom bird watches as a hobby and has several apps and cameras set up for it. If she's allowed to help, this would be extremely easy. So yes.

A million dollars but you grow 4 inches taller.

 

[Yoshi155]

Oh, hell no. I don’t want to be any taller, being tall is overrated.

A million dollars but you have to shrink 4 inches.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Hmm, that would make me exactly 5 feet tall... Yeah, I'll do it.

A million dollars, but all your hair suddently falls out. (It'll grow back, obviously.)

 

[Midoriya]

Sure thing.

A million dollars, but you can't listen to music anymore. At all.

 

[Mr.Fox]

No

A million dollars but every time you hear someone sneeze you have to roar at the top of your lungs.

 

[floatingzoo]

I do this already so....

"Cover your mouth!!"

A million dollars but it has been converted into a single, unassuming item. You have to figure out what it is to be able to spend it. The coin? The stamp? Who knows...

 

[Mr.Fox]

Sure thing

A million dollars but you age 1 year for every pet you’ve ever owned

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

I'd be older by at least 6 years in that case. And if the litters of puppies/kittens my pets had also counted, then I'd be middle aged. I'll pass!

A million dollars, but you stub your toe on at least three pieces of furniture a day.

 

[Yoshi155]

No. The pain is simply not worth it. It’s bad enough when it happens one time every once in a while.

A million dollars, but you have to eat a completely different food every day every week. Every time a new week starts, it refreshes and you can eat a food you’ve eaten before.

 

[calias]

100% yes. I'd prefer eating something different every day.

A million dollars but you will always get the middle seat in an airplane.

 

[Zinnia.]

that's fine by me, I mostly travel long distances by car/train anyway.

A million dollars but you need to get away with stealing any object of your choice from a museum first.

 

[-Blue-]

I could probably do that with a pen or something. Maybe even look like a janitor and 'steal' a bag of trash.

A million dollars, but every day for the rest of your life you have to eat one frozen hotdog daily.

 

[ribbitribbon]

ehhhh sure, give me the money :^)

a million dollars, but you hear everything 0.5x as loud.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Sure, why not. That might be a problem if I go to any concerts, though.

A million dollars, but you misspell everything you write or type.

 

[Yoshi155]

Uhhh… no. It’s really only an inconvenience, but it would probably be too slightly annoying for me to take.

A million dollars but you have to eat twenty of the things posted in Community Salad.