A Million Dollars, BUT

As long as it isn't expensive or difficult to maintain, I'll take the money. ^^

A million dollars, but you have to be alone for the rest of your life.
 
Alone as in I live alone with nobody relying on me? Easy yes.

A million dollars but you have to redo elementary/primary school. Youโ€™re still an adult though.
 
Sounds good to me. I'll make an entire joke out of it to everyone!

A million dollars, but you have to eat tacos nonstop for a year, and nothing else.
 
Easy yes. I see no negatives here.

A million dollars but now your toes are as long as your fingers
 
No, not at this point in my life at least.

A million dollars but you are now allergic to all animals
 
Depends on how allergic. If my eye just swells up, that happens when I pet cats sometimes and I still do it anyway, so iโ€™ll take it.

A million dollars but you have to climb a big tree in high heels.
 
Deal

A million dollars but the worst people in the world get to live an extra 100 years.
 
Sure thing, sounds good.

A million dollars, but you can't be hygienic ever again. That means no showers, brushing your teeth, or anything else.
 
I hardly drink soda or any cold drinks. Deal!

A million dollars but you have to live in vr 24/7 for a year.
 
It depends on how deadly it is. Iโ€™d probably pass anyway.

A million dollars, but before you get it, you turn into Kenny McCormick for a week. And you still have to be poor.
 
Definitely. It would be horrible in the moment.. but it would probably be forgotten after a week. Worth it for a million!

A million dollars, but you can't play video games again.
 
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