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[Pear]

HELLYUS!


Cats?

 

[[Nook]]

Yes.

What?

 

[Sab]

the rocket ship just landed in ur head and now ur cat is eating your cloud that is pouring down rain on your computer causing it to malfunction and kill ur mother

what did i just say?

 

[MrCrazyDavis]

That you're Elvis.


Is my cat a secret agent Rabbit in disguise?

 

[Tree]

No, your cat is a naked secret agent not in disguise.

Do you like eating rotten eggs?

 

[Pokeman]

yes but hold the eggs.


Why we orbit the sun?

 

[Benisawesome]

Because the sun has got it's hat on!



Do you like pineapple on pizzas?

 

[Entei Slider]

No but I like pineapple on my pizza insted.
what is the sky?

 

[Hiro]

Your mom.

What is love?

 

[Nic]

A person place or thing.

 

[Hiro]

Now i finally understand :O

What is, is?

 

[GetSumSunBK]

it is, what it is.

Why don't pigs fly?

 

[Pear]

Swine Flu.

Who's kitty?

 

[Entei Slider]

kitty is the person that invented the invention of inventing inventions of pie.
what is the definition of is is.

 

[Dantheman500]

is.

What is the meaning of the word " a "?

 

[[Nook]]

Yes.

No?

 

[Callie]

Maybe so.

Why don't I have three arms?

 

[Sealy]

Because trees only need a leg.

Why can't human fly?

 

[Aestivate]

Did you really needed to dig up a thread from 2005 that was last active in 2009?

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Because this has been carried on,

Because you have two

Why don't humans explode?