Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[MayorBambie]

Because they haven't met me yet ;3

Why can't I be bothered to get up?

 

[timecapsule]

Because noone's bothering you to.

Why am I so impatient?

 

[Alienfish]

Because you just walked into a pile of peanut butter.

Why am I tired

 

[Rasha]

Because booze

Why booze?

 

[Awesomeness1230]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Why am I sleeping?

 

[CrossAnimal]

Practice

What is "up"?

 

[Alienfish]

"up your butt" ya know

why do i want sausages at 10 pm jfc

 

[KantoKraze]

because sausages at 9pm is too mainstream.

why are my socks ripped?

 

[Heyden]

because they were working out

why am I craving meat

 

[Bellsprout]

Because you missed your "meating" of course.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[l24NDY]

because sky is always blue

Why am I a loner?

 

[Rasha]

Because you're Randy

Can you Bellsprout?

 

[pokedude729]

No, but I can ditto

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

 

[Forek]

becuz they saw a bird

why did you eat

 

[mintellect]

Cuz it's cool.

Why is the sky green

 

[cannedcommunism]

GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR

Who sings this song

 

[mitzi_crossing]

Everyone sings songs

Why do cough meds taste bad

 

[MayorBambie]

because they want you to suffer

why is my family consistently annoying?

 

[Jamborenium]

because they're trying to drown out how annoying you are [I'm so sorry |m ]


are skeletons real?

 

[mintellect]

No they're orange

What is Valdimer?