Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[Jas0n]

Why did the chicken cross the road to get fast food?

Because it like to eat its own kind

Why don't coconuts come in different colours

Because they're racist

Why are oranges orange?

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

because i made them orange

why does my cat bother me by meowing at night

 

[VantagE]

Because thats his job.

Why is my cell phone awesome?

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

its not lol

why did we get so many memebers today

 

[ZAR]

Because everyone in the whole wide world got a letter to join. If they didn't they would be killed in their sleep.

Why do people like messy hair?

 

[Deleted User]

Because you want him!

 

[Sporge27]

^did not ask a question so I will re answer the guy above him,

Because messy hair is sexy.

why does it hurt when I hit myself with a fish?

 

[Lynx]

Where do babies come from?

 

[Blue Cup]

Jars of Ragu Tomato sauce.

Why are there more hotdogs buns in a pack than there are hotdogs?

 

[DarthGohan1]

because you're supposed to eat a hotdog with 1.4 buns.

how come you can get struck by lightning but not a shooting star?

 

[The Chameleon]

Because lightning hits the ground but shooting stars are in space.

Why are teenage girls such a pain in the ass?

 

[Anna]

Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?

 

[Jas0n]

Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?

Because they're pink

Why are fruits good for you?

 

[Anna]

Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?

Because they're pink

Why are fruits good for you?

Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?

 

[Jas0n]

Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?

Because they're pink

Why are fruits good for you?

Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?

Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?

 

[MitchHanson]

Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?

Because they're pink

Why are fruits good for you?

Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?

Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?

Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?

 

[Jas0n]

Because they like people to have a pain in there ass

Why are vegtables good for you ?

Because they're pink

Why are fruits good for you?

Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?

Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?

Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?

Rampaging elephants.

Why were the elephants rampaging?

 

[MitchHanson]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Because they actually not but people say they are

Why is the sun hot?

Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?

Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?

Rampaging elephants.

Why were the elephants rampaging?

Because the dinosaurs weren't dead.

Why am I buying City Folk?

 

[Jas0n]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

Because it's evil.

Why is the grass green?

Because it was jealous of all the other plants.

What destroyed the dinosaurs?

Rampaging elephants.

Why were the elephants rampaging?

Because the dinosaurs weren't dead.

Why am I buying City Folk?

Because you're obsessed with chickens

Why are trees tall?

 

[Garrett x50 cal]

because a big fat sweaty guy didnt chop them down

why does Michel Philps swim so fast