Big Beautiful Chicken Breasts

[kayleee]

Someone better ask me for this damn recipe

 

[Rasha]

does chicken alfredo count?
I also like chicken noodles~

 

[badcrumbs]

Someone better ask me for this damn recipe

Kaylee, please bestow your chicken delight upon me.

 

[kayleee]

Kaylee, please bestow your chicken delight upon me.

OKAY so first you need one and a half cups of FRESH cilantro none of this dried cilantro crap (can you even buy it dried? In a jar? who the hell knows) anyway then you need half a cup of FRESH ITALIAN parsley any other kind of parsley besides Italian is incorrect

Then you're gonna get yourself 2 medium garlic cloves and 2 tablespoons kinda chopped walnuts. When I say kinda chopped I mean don't try too hard to chop them because they're going in a food processor anyway but you can't throw like a whole walnut in there and expect it to blend.

Then you need some salt and pepper I don't care how much you put in just do it. and the juice of one lime

Food process all this **** and then once it's lookin nice and destroyed add 1/4 cup of olive oil and blend that **** together

Put it in a big ziplock bag with a bunch of chicken breasts and then throw it in the refrigerator for like a while cause it's marinating. Then throw them out on the grill and... grill them
Preferably get someone else to grill them for you because honestly I don't know how to use a grill that's a mans job

And then enjoy eating 2 pounds of chicken because you won't stop eating until it's gone I promise
Enjoi

 

[badcrumbs]

OKAY so first you need one and a half cups of FRESH cilantro none of this dried cilantro crap (can you even buy it dried? In a jar? who the hell knows) anyway then you need half a cup of FRESH ITALIAN parsley any other kind of parsley besides Italian is incorrect

Then you're gonna get yourself 2 medium garlic cloves and 2 tablespoons kinda chopped walnuts. When I say kinda chopped I mean don't try too hard to chop them because they're going in a food processor anyway but you can't throw like a whole walnut in there and expect it to blend.

Then you need some salt and pepper I don't care how much you put in just do it. and the juice of one lime

Food process all this **** and then once it's lookin nice and destroyed add 1/4 cup of olive oil and blend that **** together

Put it in a big ziplock bag with a bunch of chicken breasts and then throw it in the refrigerator for like a while cause it's marinating. Then throw them out on the grill and... grill them
Preferably get someone else to grill them for you because honestly I don't know how to use a grill that's a mans job

And then enjoy eating 2 pounds of chicken because you won't stop eating until it's gone I promise
Enjoi

That sounds delicious. I could dig that myself, but couldn't cook it at home. The bf if is deathly allergic to tree nuts and will never know the true joy of walnuts (and other tree nuts) R.I.P.

 

[kayleee]

That sounds delicious. I could dig that myself, but couldn't cook it at home. The bf if is deathly allergic to tree nuts and will never know the true joy of walnuts (and other tree nuts) R.I.P.

OMG I'm so sorry. Please don't make this recipe. I will not be responsible for any deaths

But actually you could probably leave out the walnuts and it would taste basically the same. Considering there's only 2 tablespoons in there anyway

 

[Esphas]

i really like my chicken roasted. moreover after its left to cool and and put with stuffing in a sandwich

 

[Midoriya]

Okay, seriously? Couldn't you have titled the thread "What type of chicken do you like?" The title of the thread is misleading.


As for CHICKEN, I don't like a particular type, but I can only eat it plain if there's ketchup. I don't eat chicken that often.

EDIT: Dangit, now I can't read the title of the thread without laughing.

 

[Espurr]

I prefer my chicken Kentucky fried. We southern folk do like our breaded breasts.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

My favorite kind of chicken is the kind that's still clucking. They're adorable little babies that I love to cuddle!

 

[Jake]

chicken al funghi and chicken risotto are probably my favorites

 

[matt]

Yes I like some saucy chicken breasts, with vegetables

- - - Post Merge - - -

Southern fried too

 

[Moddie]

Chicken New Yorkers are pretty great, not had one in a while though.

 

[Alienfish]

mm boobs.

well grilled/bbq chicken not a fan of filet dishes

 

[RhinoK]

I don't have a preference
All breasts are beautiful
big or small
let's not shame them based on their flavour and size

 

[Jamborenium]

Orange chicken <3

 

[CreakySilver]

Oh, no... What happened to the title?! I-It was so beautiful... But now...

And I have to agree with Zamiel, orange chicken.

 

[Hamusuta]

RIP beautiful thread <3

 

[riummi]

Okay, seriously? Couldn't you have titled the thread "What type of chicken do you like?" The title of the thread is misleading.


As for CHICKEN, I don't like a particular type, but I can only eat it plain if there's ketchup. I don't eat chicken that often.

EDIT: Dangit, now I can't read the title of the thread without laughing.

ooh makes it sound like you clicked this thread expecting something else xD

 

[CreakySilver]

RIP beautiful thread <3

Good night... Sweet prince...