Cafe Luna {Sign-Ups OPEN} RP

[Princess]

PREJUDICE i scream
how dare you judge me?
with a name like medusa youre as wicked as a snake
go on, get out, and take the cake!

 

[Beardo]

huffs and puffs

SCARY the other customers?! I exclaim!

I am LUNA the true owner of the cafe,
I have come to drive you all away!

These cupcakes, and coffees
even your toffees

all must get out get GET OUT

Amelia bangs her head on the table, and wonders why people like this exsisted in the world.
"WHAT IN GODS NAME DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?"

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

There was a racket in the front room, so Sakura peeked her head out through the bakery door. "What's going on?" She asked curiously.

 

[Crazy-Gamer]

Amelia bangs her head on the table, and wonders why people like this exsisted in the world.
"WHAT IN GODS NAME DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?"

"your past life must of killed a lot" i say hopeing that cheers her up

 

[Dandie]

PREJUDICE i scream
how dare you judge me?
with a name like medusa youre as wicked as a snake
go on, get out, and take the cake!

"Hey! Don't talk to Medusa like that!" I say, stepping in front of Medusa, facing the girl.

 

[Beardo]

"your past life must of killed a lot" i say hopeing that cheers her up

"Haha, my past life must have done much worse than kill. I was probably a sadist who sacrificed small children and baby animals!"

 

[Princess]

AMELIA POND
IS THAT YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS LUNA
THAT YOU HAVE DEFAMED

THIS CAFE THIS BAKERY EVEN THIS SHOP
IT MUST SHUT DOWN, HERE COME THE COPS

in walk in a dozen hot policemen

OFFICERS, PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY
WAITERS AND WAITRESSES
YOU ALL MUST PAY

WEARING UNIFORMS TOO SMALL
I HAD TO MAKE THIS CALL

GOODBYE CAFE LUNA TODAY IS YOUR LAST DAY
FOR MY NAME IS LUNA
HOORAy

 

[Beardo]

AMELIA POND
IS THAT YOUR NAME
MY NAME IS LUNA
THAT YOU HAVE DEFAMED

THIS CAFE THIS BAKERY EVEN THIS SHOP
IT MUST SHUT DOWN, HERE COME THE COPS

in walk in a dozen hot policemen

OFFICERS, PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY
WAITERS AND WAITRESSES
YOU ALL MUST PAY

WEARING UNIFORMS TOO SMALL
I HAD TO MAKE THIS CALL

GOODBYE CAFE LUNA TODAY IS YOUR LAST DAY
FOR MY NAME IS LUNA
HOORAy

Wow, I applaud you
For a poem so goddamn great
Or was it a poem?

That was a haiku

 

[Crazy-Gamer]

"Haha, my past life must have done much worse than kill. I was probably a sadist who sacrificed small children and baby animals!"

'hmm probably anyways i..” I say as I get the faying pan out of the kitchen “got some beating to do!”

 

[Princess]

wat


U THINK THIS A JOKE

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

'hmm probably anyways i..” I say as I get the faying pan out of the kitchen “got some beating to do!”

Medusa grabs a kitchen knife and smirks evily, widerning her eyes. "NOW WE ARE TALKING!"

 

[Aerious]

"Officer 1 here," I say as I whip out my fuzzy hot pink leopard handcuffs. "Now where's the girl with the short skirt."

 

[Beardo]

An evil and sadistic grin comes accross Amy's face.
"I think my past life may be possessing me..." Soon, there was a lit candle in her hand, and she was chanting in another language.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

"What's going on? Can I join in?" Sakura called from the bakery door, not sure what was happening.

 

[Aerious]

"What's going on? Can I join in?" Sakura called from the bakery door, not sure what was happening.

"All can join as long as you're over 18" I say to Sakura as I pull my short shorts up and give myself a wedgie to show off my luscious booty lumps. "Excuse me miss Amelia, we don't use weapons like that here. There is only certain sadistic things allowed!"

 

[Crazy-Gamer]

"What's going on? Can I join in?" Sakura called from the bakery door, not sure what was happening.

“go nuts" i say as i throw her a rolling pin "we going to have some fun!"

 

[CommanderLeahShepard]

"Officer 1 here," I say as I whip out my fuzzy hot pink leopard handcuffs. "Now where's the girl with the short skirt."

Medusa points to her short skirt on her waitress uniform. "Come over hear, and I will enjoy cutting you."

 

[Dandie]

I slowly back into the kitchen.

 

[TheCreeperHugz]

Sakura caught the rolling pin, and held it in both hands like a baseball bat. "Who can I hit?" She asked enthusiastically.

 

[Beardo]

Amelia closed her eyes, and kneeled with the candle in her hands. She did have the shortest skirt there... but of course she was too busy with her chant to hear.