Corrupt The Wish Above

[X2k5a7y]

Super simple game:
Player 1 posts a wish, then player 2 corrupts it then posts their own.
Then so on and so forth.

Example...
Player 1: I wish for 10000 chocolate bars.

Player 2: granted, but they all taste horrible.
I wish for ------------- and on and on.

Okay.

I wish I had better social skills.

 

[Karminny]

granted, but everyone else is awk af

I wish for an abundance of not melted ice cream

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but it's all full of maggots..

I wish I had a unlimited untainted chili.

 

[Zane]

Granted but you're not allowed to eat it, it's for display only.

I wish I could win the lottery 8))

also ayyy i missed this game

 

[Allycat]

Granted but it's a lottery for dimes

I wish for a puppy

 

[Karminny]

granted, but its your vvv least fave breed

I wish I had a new 3ds xl

like not a new 3ds xl but a new regular 3ds xl

 

[tae]

granted, but it's screen is cracked right down the middle.

i wish i was taller.

 

[Karminny]

granted, but youre too tall to go into any buildings

I wish I had a new pair of converse

 

[oswaldies]

Granted but something bad will happen because wtf are those
I want pink hair​

 

[Karminny]

granted, but its a v ugly and vibrant shade of pink

I wish for my own room, completely spider and snake ((and any other bug/animal proof)) room

 

[tae]

granted, but your room malfunctions and bugs crawl their way in,

i wish resetti would disappear.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but his memory will haunt your every thought.

I wish for more perfectly fine edible pizza.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted, but now you have a pizza version of the Midas Touch.

I wish that portable gaming system batteries never died.

 

[kikiiii]

granted, but that last piece of perfectly edible pizza will be the last piece to ever be on earth ever

i wish i could eat whatever i wanted w/out getting fat

- - - Post Merge - - -

ugh nofodefopsdjfiosd ninja'd af

 

[oswaldies]

Not granted because u hate boy bands
I want 10 hundred cats​

 

[RelaxAlex]

Granted, but they hate you

- - - Post Merge - - -

I wish I could fly

 

[tae]

granted, but you never come down.

i wish park chanyeol lived in my bed.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you two could never look, talk, see or touch each other.

I wish I could watch season four of AHS on Netflix.

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but you cannot watch anything else on Netflix until season 5 comes out.

I wish my eyes were hazel.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you're also blind.

I wish I could meet my favourite band.