Corrupt The Wish Above

[toadsworthy]

But that you would not have a firm work ethic

I wish to end world hunger

 

[Allycat]

granted but poverty becomes worse than ever

I wish I could travel the world

 

[toadsworthy]

but its abandoned....

I wish my cat was sleeping on my bed with me

 

[Allycat]

but its abandoned....

I wish my cat was sleeping on my bed with me

Granted but he/she sleeps on your face

I wish my dog would move off my bed because she's taking up too much space

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted, but he leaves a "present" as retaliation.

I wish I could get my room cleaned.

 

[toadsworthy]

you travel the world... but its abandoned

but then he farted and walked away


Ninja'd response: but then you found a dead body
I wish I had some coconut lobster...

 

[Allycat]

you travel the world... but its abandoned

but then he farted and walked away


Ninja'd response: but then you found a dead body
I wish I had some coconut lobster...

granted but its causes u to get sick

I wish I had no stress

 

[Allycat]

you travel the world... but its abandoned

but then he farted and walked away


Ninja'd response: but then you found a dead body
I wish I had some coconut lobster...

granted but its causes u to get sick

I wish I had no stress

oops double post

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

but its VERY undercooked
But then you have no motivation to do anything.

I wish I had some ice cream

 

[toadsworthy]

but it was made with cat's milk

I wish it was raining

- - - Post Merge - - -

but its VERY undercooked
But then you have no motivation to do anything.

I wish I had some ice cream

i literally almost just put that

 

[Allycat]

but because of that you never felt comfort

I wish it was raining

granted but its only very light rain

I wish it was saturday

- - - Post Merge - - -

granted but its very light rain

i wish it was saturday

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you have to go to school.

I wish it wasn't already after midnight.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted, but you are stuck living at 11:59:59pm forever.

I wish I could get one of my dogs back inside.

 

[himeki]

Granted, but they will be wet and soggy and be trying to snuggle up to you.
I wish that Jeremy Kyle Show didn't have they same scenarios over and over.

 

[deerui]

granted, the show will never come on again

I wish I didn't have to babysit :c

 

[himeki]

Granted, but all the babies in the world will disappear
I wish Alpacas ruled the world

 

[RainbowCherry]

Granted, but the alpaca lord takes you to his alpaca dungeon where he and a bunch of alpacas tear you apart, eat you alive and poop you out alive.

I wish Bloodbourne wasn't a PS4 exclusive, and is as cheap, easy-to-obtain and as good as the PS4 version. And works.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but your console breaks, and you can never get a replacement.

I wish my kitchen was full of good edible food, that I am allowed to eat.

 

[ScottSixx]

Granted, but your hands are tied behind your back so you have to use only your face
I wish i always had the exact amount of money for whatever I wanted in my pocket

 

[Aryxia]

Granted, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I was a genius.