Corrupt The Wish Above

[Dra Machi]

Granted, but now every company in the world has no money to make anything, so now you're forced to forever pay for everything in the world to make up for all the money you have.

I wish I could have Alchemic powers without using the law of equivalent exchange.

 

[Clavis]

By the power of...my power. I grant you, an infinite amount of "real" money ! I hope you don't mind the fact that i cut up all the bank notes in half before, i was kinda bored :/.

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I wish that i had an infinite amount of bush starts n.n

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but you can never remove the bushes and they overgrow your town (like bamboo)

I wish Iwata was still here.

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but now he only makes Plants vs. Zombies games. Get it? 'cuz he's gonna be undead? Too soon... actually, Iwata working on PvZ would be neat...

I wish for a popsicle

 

[tokkio]

granted, but its flavor is your absolute hated one >:^)


i wish for a new 3ds

 

[tassberri]

your 3ds is corrupted (see what I did there)

I wish I had 10,000 dollars

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but it's in 10,000 monopoly money

I wish that the storm that's coming my way doesn't spawn a tornado.

 

[tassberri]

wish granted, but the storm dissappears all together and it never rains again

i wish the plot to inside out was real and we had emotions in our head

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but they escape

I wish I'm a I'm unicorn

 

[peachies]

granted, but your horn is fake and falls off immediately.
i wish i could talk to mindy again!​

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Granted, but it's a different mindy

I wish I could eat some hushpuppies!

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted but u get eternal food poisoning

I wish i could control what i dream about

 

[peachies]

granted, but somebody takes over your mind and makes your control your dreams to be lucid nightmares.

i wish i could sleep.​

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but now you have to everything asleep, including going to the toilet.


I wish someone would grant my wish with no flaws for once

 

[Mekan1]

Granted, but you can't wish anymore

I wish that AC Wii U would come out.

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but they rushed it and it looks more polygonal than Dōbutsu no Mori for the 64.

I wish for another Gold Mario amiibo.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted but its broken i wish cancer didnt exist

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but a disease ten times worse is invented and you get it


I wish I had a really bad illness

 

[Rasha]

Granted, u die

I wish I never changed my awesome old av and sig

 

[Locket]

Granted, but now you can never change ANYTHING on your profile

I wish I had a calico cat so my girl cat could have a friend.