Corrupt The Wish Above

[pokedude729]

Granted, but you get runover by a passing UFO

I wish I had a working, Copy of Xenoblade Chronicles and a wii of the same region to play it on.

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but you can't have anything else you even slightly want.


I wish I could eat something or someone

 

[tassberri]

Granted, but someone wishes the same wish and eats you after

I wish for a pet owl

 

[Bellsprout]

Granted, but a stray cat mauls it to death soon after you receive it. It was still your pet, just not for long.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Alienfish]

granted but you will drown in the nearest lake

i wish i had money

 

[Corobo]

Granted, but you will spend it all on amiibo festival and the amiibos.

I wish I had a dog identical to doge.

 

[Alienfish]

granted but it will come with a built-in loudspeaker that will trumpet memes for the nexy few years every day

i wish i had more booze

 

[Rasha]

Granted, u die before u get to have another sip cuz u can haz crap health~

I wish I didn't have to be in so much pain right now..

 

[GoldWatson]

Granted, you don't have pain anymore, but you cannot show any emotion ever.

I wish for infinite memes.

 

[SlaughterShy]

So, you want to be a meme? You want to reproduce with a meme?

I wish to travel to South Korea.

 

[Espurr]

Granted, but you are immediately pushed into North Korea by some hobo. You then get shot by the Mexican Cartel. Jolly Birthmas!

I wish I was invincible.

 

[tassberri]

granted but you stay that way forever and you are unable to interact forever

i wish my dog would shed less

 

[Espurr]

Granted, your dog is now bald and uglier than the Yo Mama... mamas. It's a YouTube thing, if you don't know. >->

I wish for the perfect pet rock.

 

[Jamborenium]

Wish granted but it's so perfect everyone wants it.

I wish to build an army of robots

 

[kite]

Wish granted, but they're defective and break down immediately after they're activated.

I wish I wasn't bored right now.

 

[Forek]

granted but you have to do a ton of stuff now

i wish for a wish

 

[tokkio]

granted, but it doesnt come true


i wish for non-poisoned, fresh, and clean chicken nuggets that wont give any bad side effects when i eat them

 

[pokedude729]

granted, but they accidentally get delivered to the table next to yours, who also ordered nuggets

I wish that I was good at Fire Emblem.

 

[tokkio]

granted, but not good enough to beat the final boss and finish the game

i wish for my wish to be unable to be corrupted

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but It doesn't apply to this wish.

I wish that I had a working, North American copy of Xenoblade chronicles that I can play in my working, North American Wii.