Corrupt The Wish Above

[00jachna]

granted but you can only use it for 5 minutes a day

I wish I didn't suck at splatoon

 

[Awesomeness1230]

Granted, but you can't play it anymore

I wish I had Curlos

 

[Paperboy012305]

Granted, but he moves at a bad spot, and a dreamy moves out unexpectedly.

I wish modern Mario Party didn't have candyland like boards while riding on a vehicle with everyone standing in one space at the same time.

 

[Toffee Pop]

Granted but it has Vegtableland like boards while riding on a vehicle with everyone standing in one space at the same time.

I wish Apple would move quick

 

[PeeBraiin]

Granted apple will probably not move quickly.

I wish that girl's pants had bigger pockets.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but they're put on the inside of the pants, where you can't really get to them without sticking your hands down your pants.

I wish that people wouldn't disappear.

 

[mintellect]

Granted, but they never say anything now

I wish for school to only be 5 months a year instead of 10

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but it lasts from 5 a.m. until 10 p.m.

I with that people didn't play their music so loud in the middle of the night.

 

[mintellect]

Granted, but now they follow you during the day and play it in your ears.

I wish for Happy Home to come out sooner.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you're not allowed to play it.

I wish that I had more motivation.

 

[Locket]

Granted, but then you fail school for being to motivated.

I wish for school to start!

 

[Goldenapple]

Granted, but you have 100 pages of homework.

I wish for apples to rule the world!!! >:-D

 

[Luckyislucky]

Granted, but a banana uprising kills the leader shortly after

I wish my room was clean

 

[Splendor]

Granted, but it's only in your imagination.
I wish I could go to Narnia.

 

[milkyi]

Granted but it's only for 20 seconds.

I wish I could Marry Rose Quartz and we never get divorced!

 

[Locket]

Granted, but then she dies.

I wish that I could play Smash Wii U rigth now

 

[Goldenapple]

Granted, but then it explodes and your house burns down.

I wish that I had a get out of jail free pass for Monopoly. xD

 

[The Peanut Butter Fish]

Granted but the Monopoly guy takes your house in real life.

I wish I could make friends.

 

[aericell]

Granted but they all suck ugh that feels mean sorry

I wish I could be done with this homework

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Your homework magically gets done. Somehow. The teacher begins to suspect you.




inb4 0 for cheating










I wish for fish.