Corrupt The Wish Above

[jiny]

Granted, but you're always happy it gets annoying.

I wish I could dance

 

[Xerolin]

But you slipped on the floor and broke your spine.
I wish I had a computer

 

[jiny]

Granted but it gets a virus the first day.

I wish I could have skype.

 

[Lumira]

granted, but you join a group skype so big that everything crashes

 

[spurrinkle]

no wish, above?? lol okay

I wish I was thin

 

[Pusheen]

Granted, but you're too thin and end up getting hospitalized.

I wish people liked me lmao.

 

[CuteYuYu]

Granted, but you dont like people~

I wish I could breathe in outer space

 

[Lumira]

granted, but now you're stuck out there

(oops totally forgot to put a wish in my last post lol)
i wish i was rich in IGB

 

[ZetaFunction]

Granted, but they're taking up every empty slot in your town, so it's impossible to walk or do anything

I wish I didn't suck at digital art

 

[spurrinkle]

granted but you didn't have a pc or anything to do it on

i wish pokemon were real

 

[CuteYuYu]

Granted, but you don't have a computer to make digital art on >:3

I wish I was taller

- - - Post Merge - - -

ninja'd lol~

granted but there's no pokeballs to catch them in

 

[MayorJudyOfZootopia]

Granted but you're so tall you hit the ceiling and get terrible headaches each time you do so...

I wish i could have my own personal pet pokemon to play with (perferably Diancie or Mew)

 

[spurrinkle]

granted but hes very mean and doesn't want to play with you

i wish my dog would obey me

 

[CuteYuYu]

Granted, but only if you give him treats. So You have to go out and buy treats all the time and then you become broke mwaha


I wish the shows from the 90's still played on tv

 

[Locket]

Granted, but they were all edited to be made adult only and very very gory

I wish for time to come sooner so I can see my cousin's baby

 

[Xerolin]

Granted, but time comes too soon and everyone dies
I wish I could eat chinese food rn

 

[CuteYuYu]

Granted, but it has to be old leftovers


I wish bugs didn't exist

 

[Xerolin]

Granted, but flies wouldn't be around, resulting in undecomposed carcasses everywhere

I wish dinner was ready

 

[jiny]

Granted, but it tastes horrible.

I wish I could learn a new language.

 

[Xerolin]

Granted, but it's the only language you can speak
I wish my wrist didn't hurt